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@big-gr
feed the machine!
After the promotion at work, my boyfriend took over the cooking at home. I didn’t know that he was using most of the time I was working late to use the gym equipment in the basement. I also didn’t notice that he was suddenly eating two, then four times as much as me. In fact, I was so tired that I didn’t even notice that he was transforming under his pajamas. Then one night after a day that was especially stressful, he met me with my favorite: raw cookie dough! He finally revealed his amazing new body by wearing only an apron. It revealed that he had transformed from a weak, chubby guy (like I am) into a huge, buffed up muscle god. As if these massive new muscles bulging out of his tiny apron wasn’t sexy enough, he wore a backwards ball cap (a fetish of mine.) when he greeted me, I looked at the super hot guy he’d become and said, “Oh look: a snack with a snack!” I grabbed the cookie dough and sat in my favorite chair where he had set a glass of my favorite wine. As I sat down my fat belly bust through my shirt, ripping my shirt in the process. As I was blushing from embarrassment, my super-jacked boyfriend came over and said, “oh you’ve outgrown your shirt big man! Well don’t bruise that big guy, I get to enjoy him tonight! Why don’t you start dinner and I will run down to the mall to buy you some new shirts and maybe a bigger jacket or two. I already had a bite. You relax a I will take care of everything!” When he came back with a couple of beautiful new outfits for me, generously cut, I told him, “You’re so beautiful and you take so much stress out of my crazy life. The good news is that I learned tonight that I am getting another promotion. I don’t want you having the stress of a job. I want you being my full-time househusband. I want to marry you and have you take care of the household and yourself. Keep pumping up all you want. Will you marry me?” I didn’t have a ring, but he said yes. We agreed that we wanted the proposal to be more formal and filmed, so I booked us a weekend cruise in a couple weeks. He bought us new tuxedos and we went ring shopping. So I asked him for real off the coast of the Baja at sunset. It was gorgeous and so was he with his massive muscles try to rip out of his tux. Later that night he asked me if he could join a powerlifting gym that was kind of expensive. I said, “Darling, it’s OUR money now. You do whatever makes you happy. Buy any supplements you want, get juiced up if you want. You do what you want it’s us now!” He said, “Well in a couple of weeks when we have the ceremony in front of our family and friends, I want to take your name. That’s what I really want.”
I have had a lot on my plate lately, so my gym partner and I decided to skip the gym for a while. However, he call me yesterday wanting to date me. I agreed, but when I got to his house, I found out that he was cheating on me in the gym. He’s started to grow absolutely enormous and now he’s all mine! I’m so excited that I could freak out!
pool party squad
We are three rich boys who never worked a day in our lives, until we all walked into a gym. It was fun to finally exert ourselves. Our parents give us unlimited money, so we could get juiced beyond belief! Now we are huge and we like to find little guys out there and spoil them. In fact it might be fun to start pumping up some new friends. We can cover everything. You just need to enjoy banging weights and having fun by the pools of the world!
What a chest!
Come on bro...keep going!
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Nicolas Vullioud (@nicolasvullioud)
been fun watching him for years now
Incredible
aimusclesbeasts
I heard rumors that on the ship Prince of the Pacific, there was a big muscle guy that was a regular. He was so big, according to the legend, that the ocean line had widened the door to a suite just for him. The had super heavy weights for him and he even had his own custom chairs and loungers. Apparently his name is Harold, or Hulking Harry colloquially. I thought it was just a rumor until I got to World Port Los Angeles in San Pedro. Saw this gigantic person in the distance. I asked about the passenger on the ship since I should have been the first to board with a priority suite. They said that the back to back passengers were already back on the ship like Harry. I still didn’t think it was a real story. I got to my suite, unpacked, changed from my lucky ship boarding shirt, into another nautical themed shirt for the sail-away party. I got a drink then accidentally kicked a lounge chair, spilling most of my drink onto a large, brown mass left out. Oh my God, that’s him! I spilled my martini all over the biggest, strongest man on the planet on the first day! He dipped his finger in his belly button and tasted. “Empress Gin from Victoria, BC?” He asked. “Well it was I answered” As I attempted to apologize/beg for my life, he flagged down a sever, “Two Empress gin martinis, extra dry please and add a $5 US tip for yourself, suite 10101. Oh and no citrus garnish: it ruins the gin’s color.” He looked up at me. “Don’t give it another thought. I just like guys with taste who drop in so to speak. “I’m glad you aren’t upset, because we are neighbors: I’m in 10103.” I said. As our martinis arrived he said, “That’s silly, when a hot, well dressed man gets your attention, it’s a sign that you should spend time together I think. Now why don’t you change into swimwear so we can swim and drink together. We spent the entire cruise together and I wanted to back to back on the next cruise and the one after that, but my Suite was taken on both. He looked down at me and said, “I can add someone else to my suit. If you don’t mind a sleeping with a giant!”
Last Summer, some big ‘roided guys made fun of my husband and I for being so skinny. I didn’t care much, I may have even enjoyed the attention a little. My husband however was highly offended. He was so upset, but the tall, skinny, 90 pound man soon became obsessed with getting revenge. We left our beach house early and he went to a local gym. He started working out all day, every day. He hired trainers, bought all sorts of supplements and he had most of his meals made by a meal-prep service. He eventually left his job and so I picked up projects at work to pay for his not working and for his huge bodybuilding expenses. To keep my income high, I needed to almost constantly travel overseas. My husband researched hormones, gear, SARMS and peptides that were sold in that place and where I could obtain them and for how much cash. I could easily slip through customs because I am so slightly built that nobody would look for juice in my luggage, but you couldn’t say that for my husband’s rapidly swelling body. Suddenly my tiny slip of a husband became a huge, lumbering hulk of a muscleman. After a few months, my husband asked me for hundreds of thousands of dollars because he wanted to build his own gym on land that we owned. I asked him if he thought the gym would be financially successful. He told me “No, I don’t think anyone would want to go there. I have outgrown all the weights and machines at my gym!” I looked up at the enormous man who must have already grown over a foot taller from his GH abuse and said, “Well if it’s important to you, then I will find the money and I will just work on more projects. You might not see much of me until next Summer, but I will always get whatever you want!” So I just kept traveling nonstop to get him money, resources and loads of gear. The next thing I knew it was almost July 1st and my office was shutting down for a couple months. When I got home, the gigantic, tanned, juiced up 8 ft 9 muscle whore that was my husband no longer lived in our house: he had to live at his gym. I had to buy a panel truck to transport him to our beach house. We had to bring two matrices outside and sleep under the stars, because he didn’t fit in the house. The next day I was the first to get up and go down to the beach. The big, meatheads started bullying me for being so small and skinny (I was rail-thin from all the work I had done.) then the bullies started to run. I saw my husband approaching (pictured above). I looked up to him and said, “My hero!” He looked down at me and said, “No, you are my hero: you always make all my dreams come true!” I said, “Well it’s good we still love each other after all these years. Now put on your fancy swimsuit: it’s time for us to get to Brad and Dave’s party. I can’t wait for everyone to see my big new husband!” He looked at my gaunt little body that I was nervous for anyone to see because I was now under 70 pounds. Knowing exactly what to say to make me feel better, he looked down at me and said, “I know how you feel, because I want to show off my new skinny husband!” The right man will always make you feel good!
Be careful wishing your partner was as big as you —
Some wishes have consequences
and side effects
that you may not have asked for
but enjoy regardless
(credits to the owner of the original image)