the devil in disguise

❝ i used to like absinthe, which is like marijuana-drink too much and you suddenly realize why van gogh cut off his ear ❞

[a-s-hstymest]

[quinngrane-blog]

Quinn pokes his arm. “I like your tattoos.”

[devilish-derek]

Derek looks down at his arms. "Thanks. I like your, er, non tattoos?" 

[quinngrane-blog]

"I know Hermes is best because you’re in it."

[devilish-derek]

"Oh."

[deliadean]

"Yeah, I heard you guys needed some help fixing this place and here I am. I mean, no one ever really calls a Nemesis kid when they need help, but if someone did something to you and you need help fucking them up, I’m your girl. A reformed psycho, huh? That explains a few of those stains, I guess. Cool, Derek. Who do you belong to?"

[devilish-derek]

"So like, if I'm plotting some major revenge, you can help me? Because that would be pretty fuckin' awesome. Yeah, I mean I think he's reformed. Who knows where he is now. I'm a Hermes kid." 

[deliadean]

"Yeah, no. I’m Delia, I keep this cabin pretty full. And who might you be?"

[devilish-derek]

"You must be new, then. The only person that ever used to live here was this reformed psychopath dude, and you're much hotter than him. I'm Derek." 

[deliadean]

"The door is closed for a reason. Do you need something?"

[devilish-derek]

"Sorry, I thought this cabin was empty and I wanted a place to smoke. Who are you?"

[quinngrane-blog]

"I know. You’re in it."

[devilish-derek]

"What?"

[ophelympus]

Let’s face it, it’s the nicest thing I’ve ever said to you. And ever will, probably.

[devilish-derek]

Come on Ophelia, my ego needs to be fed a compliment every five minutes. 

[quinngrane-blog]

"Unclaimed, unfortunately. Mommy or daddy didn’t see me, I guess."

[devilish-derek]

"I'm sure you'll get claimed soon enough. But whatever, the Hermes cabin is the fuckin' best cabin anyway."

[cesbeautes-blog]

By Nadia Ryder.

[quinngrane-blog]

"Good, that way I don’t have to move any of my stuff."

[devilish-derek]

"Well fuck-- are you a Hermes kid too? Or just unclaimed?"

[ophelympus]

Mention of physical appearance. Right. Great reminder that people are shallow as hell. Though still, I don’t know about that. The humour bit I can understand.

[devilish-derek]

I mean did you expect anything different? I'm offended, really. So you think I'm funny? That's the nicest thing you've said to me all day. 

[ophelympus]

Is it because you party a bit too much and you have weed for days?

[devilish-derek]

Okay so maybe that's part of the reason why people like me so much. But it's also my devilishly handsome features and fuckin' great sense of humor. 

[quinngrane-blog]

"Keep me where?"

[devilish-derek]

"Dunno, I'd say my pocket, but that'd involve you somehow becoming small. I'll just keep you in the Hermes cabin to make me feel better about myself."

[quinngrane-blog]

"I’m afraid you’re probably smarter than me, as well."

[devilish-derek]

"I like you, I'm gonna keep you. You should teach Ophelia how to be nice to me."

[quinngrane-blog]

"No, you just look really handsome."

[devilish-derek]

"Oh. Well fuck, tell me something I don't know." 

[quinngrane-blog]

"Well, look at you today,”

[devilish-derek]

"What? Do I still have glitter on me or something? Fucking glitter, it never comes out you now."