y tu, brute?

Christianis Peterson. Just your average 18 year old with a lot of teenage rebellion. Who am I kidding, I couldn't rebel even if I absolutely wanted to. There's nothing interesting about me. I'm just your lame, every day nerdy teenage boy who wishes he could be as cool as the other guys at his shitty high school. Uh, so, yeah. Before you waste your breath -- I'm a loser, and yes, I'm very, very aware. [ rp account; 18+; sometimes a little nsfw, but you could have guessed that. hover over the sidebar for links. tracking the tag devilishintentions.]

[gimmememesnowx]

Tell my muse how you'd fuck them in detail.

And they might even let you do it.

[revivalflare-hiatus-deactivated]

“You just need to help me bring up some boxes and come with me to places. I must warn you though, you gotta be careful.”

[devilish-intentions-blog]

"Doesn't sound too bad. I can handle that."

[maliikzayns-deactivated20151103]

“If I learned anything about accidental Youtube fame, it’s: deny, deny, deny. Internet fame is usually only a month long at most if you don’t do anything noteworthy soon after,” she told him and then quietly nodded, “but, possession? It’s probably possible. I mean, crazy and insane things happen all over the world all the time.”

[devilish-intentions-blog]

"No. No, don't be ridiculous. Demons and ghosts and anything like that -- none of it exists. It's all just a propaganda excuse for people losing their minds, and that is the extent of it. There is no logical explanation for those things -- they're completely fake."

[evergrowingivy-deactivated20130]

“Sometimes I can see what is going on but it’s not me. I feel crazy. There are times when I’m in the middle of telling someone off and I black out only to wake up a week later in a place I’ve never been or heard of before.” Molly explained. The therapists were unsure of what to diagnose her with because dissociative personality disorder was so rare. 

[devilish-intentions-blog]

"I'm just really hoping it doesn't happen again. How do I explain to people that I had no control over my body or any recollection of what was going on for an entire night? They'll lock me up. Which cannot happen, because I have an entire fucking life to live, thanks. A normal life, doing things like getting married, raising a family, having a nice job -- and not having any out of body experiences."

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“I think you definitely need to talk to a licensed professional about things like that. It sounds pretty serious. I mean random rolling blackouts? Scary stuff man.”

[devilish-intentions-blog]

"I'm sure it's nothing. Maybe I just got some kind of wicked stomach bug."

[devilish-intentions-blog]

wereborndifferent replied to your post: Hi.. Just thought I should pop in and say.. Mine now.. (Mun put me up to this.. Sorry)

“Helping me out with my job would be a nice start, mate.”

"But I'm allergic to work! It makes me break out in hives. Yeah, but, no, I'll totally help."

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[devilish-intentions-blog]

Hi.. Just thought I should pop in and say.. Mine now.. (Mun put me up to this.. Sorry)

“Guess this means you own me, huh? Do you want me to, like, roll over and play dead?”

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devilish-intentions wants to be your Batman

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“Oh wow, you came far, huh?” Erica asked, a bright smile on her face. “Well, it’s not that bad out. I wanted to go to the lake, but I’m stuck here for an hour more.” She sighed, leaning her back against the counter. “Seriously, Christianis those glasses are cute on you, trust me.” Erica leaned over, putting them on herself. She couldn’t see, of course, but she pursed her lips at him. “How do they look on me, huh?”

[devilish-intentions-blog]

"It's the summer before I ship myself off to college, I've gotta get my travelling in somehow, right?" He licked the ice cream, no sooner than his glasses had been taken off of his face. He laughed, squinting his eyes, but all he could make out of her was a very vague outline. "Thanks, but, uh, I can't really see you. But I'm sure they look great on you."

[askboxmemes]

First person to say “Mine now” in the ask box owns me for 3 days

[devilish-intentions-blog]

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no she’s the devil

listen here u lil shit

[devilish-intentions-blog]

☁

don’t be intimidated  by me, goodness gracious. i’m a big ball of love and happiness and friendship — so let’s be friends. ★~(◡‿◕✿)

[ask-aosth-robotnik]

Send me a "☁" if you're too intimidated to RP with me.

[devilish-intentions-blog]

mun is off to bed, now. i’ll get to any and all replies tomorrow — so leave me starters and tag me! night, cuties. :*

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i'm going to be lurking on my stiles blog. come bother me, friendos.

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“That happens to me sometimes. I black out and lose time, sometimes it’s for days at a time.” Molly said, curious to know more. “D’you remember what you were doing before that?”

[devilish-intentions-blog]

"I -- one second I was sort of -- snapping on this girl because she got snippy with me, and then after that it's just... nothing." Christianis raked his hands through his hair, looking frazzled. "A whole night, gone. I'm -- just, what the fuck, man."

[maliikzayns-deactivated20151103]

“Oh, it’s fine. People got it on video. All over Youtube, along with whatever else you did before hitting the diner. Just look up ‘psycho on drugs attacks the town’. If you weren’t drunk, were you on drugs?” she asked then bit her lip, “I’m sorry.”

[devilish-intentions-blog]

"Great, yeah, there goes any chances of having a normal life, because now the whole internet sphere is going to see me going full on ham at some random diner. No, I wasn't high, or anything, okay? I was like -- fucking possessed or some shit. If that were even possible."