“Hi”
1. First impression: "What the hell is up with this guy? Pretty fun to annoy, but there’s something strange about him… Not just his blue skin."2. Truth is: “You’re not so bad. And you’re incredibly fun to annoy.”3. How old do you look: "I don’t measure age, but you honestly look like a mere teenager. Doesn’t exactly help the ‘fierce vampire’ impression you might have been going for.”4. Have you ever made me laugh: "Yes, Catdeer. And I expect you will make me laugh once more when you end up lying face-down in the dirt at my feet. Don’t underestimate my power."5. Have you ever made me mad: "Countless times."6. Best feature: "Your loyalty to Dark is something I respect."7. Have I ever had a crush on you: "Hell no."8. You’re my: "… Hm. I suppose an ally is the best fit for this category."9. Name in my phone: "The hell is a phone?"10. Should you post this too? "You already did."
