Chief Wiggum's Most Memorable Quote:
"...Suspect is hatless! Repeat, hatless!"
"Dig Up, Stupid."
"I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt. I'm directly under the Earth's sun...now!"
"You've got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2."
"Bake 'em away, Toys!"
"Its A Ghost Car!"
"(The Law is) Powerless to help you, not hurt you."
"I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them."
"Someone going that fast has no time for a ticket."
“He is the cancer, and I am the... um..what cures cancer?"
"Better turn on that Ol Wiggum Charm"
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