Devious Discounts

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. All fake of course ;)

[sapphiccore]

this is… so pure

[kittenfossils]

stay there forever

[onlyblackgirl]

We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.

[bestialfury-deactivated20200430]

i give up trying to make this look good…

[deviousdiscounter]

A first of several lifting sprees this week with @little-miss-fuckface ❤

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[nichelle-my-belle-deactivated20]

excellent resource

[gayestlifter-deactivated2016032]

[liftmywayuptothetop]

finally someone who gives clear directions in a video instead of silently making me figure out what the fuck they’re doing

[luckylifting-blog]

reblogging for later

[lyftfordays]

The quality content I want on my dash 😎

[cutegirl-lifting-blog]

Ok so where do I get these

[ruvyspast-blog]

Morning After Pill for HIV

I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.

And there is no morning after pill for HIV.

[mahoganyandmemory]

ACTUALLY THERE IS.

It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.

http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/

If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please go to the emergency room and ask about POST EXPOSURE PROPHYLAXIS.

Works for up to 48 - 72 hours after exposure to HIV.

[jellyroll22]

BOOST!

[pinkspritee]

I wouldn’t need this but this is actually really cool and I’d like to share it in case anyone might need it.

[melaniesole-blog]

If you see this on your dash REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!! You could save a life

[itspoplock]

SAVE A LIFE 🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃

[gimmegray]

There’s a FDA approved daily medication called Truvada, or the PrEP treatment, that is 92-99% effective in preventing the contraction of HIV.

http://men.prepfacts.org/the-questions/

Private insurance and Medicaid cover it. You can also get it for free in a lot of high risk cities like Atlanta, NY, and San Fransisco.

[cousinebony-deactivated20170116]

It’s the same cocktail they give to medical professionals who have had contaminated needle sticks/blood splashes from potentially infected blood. Very effective.

[thenoirsextherapist-deactivated]

BOOST  !!!!!

[makingsatanblush-deactivated201]

ALWAYS REBLOG, you might SAVE someone’s LIFE!

[lyftfordays]

Mama Lyftfordays 600 follower/Happy Holidays giveaway!

Eyyy okay so I’m close to hitting 600 followers so to applaud myself for this happening in a little less than 10 months (and to celebrate the holidays and the theme of giving) I’m gonna do a giveaway.

So suggest shit to have in this give away. (Everything will be lifted ofc)

I’m going to select four people at random and do something like Art haul, Ulta haul, a fandom haul, and a VS haul.

whoever I pick first gets to decide what haul they want second gets to pick out of the remaining three third picks from the last two fourth gets the last one.

With the fandom haul you can pick whatever fandom’s merch you want. With the ulta haul you can choose what make up you’re wanting/can’t lift for yourself. With the VS haul I’ll lift you bras, panties, lingerie, whatever ur adorable little heart desires. With the art haul you can decide what medium you’re wanting (paint, oil pastels, colored pencils, etc…)

And with all these hauls you’ll get a cute lil christmas card with some loving words from mom.

[liftergoat]

Omggg I need makeup this isn’t even funny like I haven’t been able to lift anything good in ages

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[muscovado-sugar]

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

[niuniente]

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

[doveclove]

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

[districtdollface-deactivated201]

Amen

[deenadolly-deactivated20150921]

Reblobbed.

[breelandwalker]

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

[thriftincutie-deactivated201609]

I just found $20 while packing 😂👍 this is amazing.

[deviousdiscounter]

So a days haul me and my friends pulled off a while back that I forgot to post..... Whoops xD well anyways total add up to about 🍭2080.55$🍭

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

Hey there! SoI work in retail and WE are the ones who get in trouble when you steal stuff. It also creates shortage of products, leading people who are trying to help customers find an item that it says we have to get in trouble for wasting their time. Also, every time something gets stolen, we get less payroll, which means less hours worked, so the single mom of 3 can only get 25 hours instead of 35, which means less money for her family. You all are scum and only think of yourselves =]

hate to break it to ya but when bosses cut hours they use shrinkage as a convenient excuse even when that’s not the true reason. (disclaimer: what im abt to say only applies to corporate retail chains, not small shops. it is a general consensus in the lifting community to not lift at mom and pop stores) 

Youre legit playing into capitalist propaganda my guy. idk what retail chain you work at but look up their annual profits/net incomes compared to annual payrolls and annual shrinkage. These corporation don’t need to slash hours, EVEN WITH the innocuous amt of shrinkage they do have, but they cut hours anyway because they want to maximize profits. ceos and board of directors order their stores to cut hours when profits have ebbed for some reason (reasons other than theft, as the amt lost to theft is so small it doesnt make sense to cut hours due to that reason)

EXAMPLES of why profits for retail chains significantly recede in america: location of store, time of the year, state of the economy, COST OF LIVING such as health care, housing, and education (THESE are playing a huge part in the decline of profits in the retail industry currently) and the value of the dollar.

Even when big corps do have shrinkage, the amount is so minuscule that it hardly effects profits at all, DEFINITELY NOT enough to cause a corp to have to slash hours or wages. they literally just dont want to pay their workers livable wages or the hours they deserve (i promise you: theyll take a higher profit over giving a mother her deserved wage ANY time.)

also, company’s have insurance on items lost to theft and they are factored into a write off. not to mention companys hire LP which catches most lifters (NOT US THO :3c). and i reiterate, the amount lost to theft is VERY small compared to annual profits, so small that it should not effect hours (but bosses do use theft as a very convenient excuse to cut hours)

profits for these retail chains are able to become so big because they globalize. they have sweat shop like factories in 3rd world and some 2nd world countries that are willing to work in awful conditions for literal pennies. example: there was a recent strike in indonesia over nike not paying their factory workers the converted $2.50 minimum. clothes are made for so cheap in these places and prices are insane in 1st worlds to make these insane profits…

so to summarize: hours are never cut due to theft as theft doesnt effect profits enough to cause hour cuts. shoplifters dont hurt workers, but ceos and the capitalist mode of production does

So before you anti lifters go off on us pLEASE educate yourself first and then form your opinions

[justliftit-blog1]

get a new job if where you work is like that cause that’s bs and if you willingly work there when they do that you’re actually stupid that’s not our fault lol

[sonicthehedgehog]

You have been visited by the seven chaos emeralds.   A super transformation will happen to you, but only if you reblog their power.

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

Here’s the “im so happy the semester is over” haul 😩 so glad to be able to lift again lol. @lanquidlylifting’s birthday is coming up and i reallyyy wanna find the modern renaissance palette for her but theyre never fucking out,, imma just do the steal and return method i guess 😏 btw someone on here recommended that marc jacobs eyeliner and THANK U BC ITS THE BEST EYELINER IN THE WORLD it legit stays on ur water line go lift it!!

Loft unicorn sweater: $90 (smh) Loft elk sweater: $70 Loft romper: $80 Nordstrom black dress: $128 (lol) AEO kimono: $50 Macy’s gloves: $50 (bye) Primed & Poreless: $30 Japonesque concealer: $23 Brow wiz: $21 Marc Jacobs high liner: $25 UD foundation: $40 Stila eyeliner: $22 (Not pictured) target dress: $25 ✨TOTAL: $654 ✨

wtf this is not even a big haul lmao im never paying for clothes for the rest of my damn life

[artwhork]

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

[little-king-john-deactivated202]

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

[hullaballoons]

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

[vesface]

[addelburgh]

[ferretsof-blog]

Put that down

[cvberitual]

a thief

[liftylouwho]

Reblog the lifting ferret for good luck

[deepthroat-queen-deactivated201]

Uncute Tip#8 (What will get you caught up)

So I decided to post this here in the main shoplifting tag as I felt it didn’t give anything away but some useful ass tips, and yall mofos should follow my private blog for more tips like this cause I ain’t posting any more here lol. 

Also it’s all messed up in the tag, just saw that. Sorry. It’s all organized and cute on my blog thingy.

So I named this an uncute tag simply because it’s not cute. I’ve been doing just fine without these special extra tools or tricks and haven’t been caught yet. Some things aren’t for everyone. I’ll list what will get you caught/addicted.

Magnet’s/Hooks: These nifty little tools are great for people who sell shoplifted goods for a living however these can get you in a  LOAD of shit.

For example:

I personally would never consider purchasing a magnet/hook, as this can lead to addictive behavior. Remember that shoplifting and all of this is a CRIME. It is not a job or hobby. IT’S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING THEM, I JUST WOULDN’T GET THEM, THATS ALL.

Being caught and having these on you will change your petty crime charges into something wayyyyy more serious. You can go from a fine to actual real real jail time.

You get stuck to metal objects. Now a good friend of mine on here told me about how she would get stuck to displays  when she had her magnets on her. Suspicious or nah?

They’re very loud, if you’re in a quiet store the only thing employee’s will hear is the sound of you detaching tags. no good.

BEING LOUD AND ABOUT: Have you just known someone who was loud about everything? Will in the world of being a criminal, being loud and just plain out there can ruin your life. Literally. You want to be so quiet and out of view that they forgot you ever came in the store.

Ways to ruin your stealth:

Dropping Items. Like this is actually really bad, don’t do this, keep steady hands.

Talking to EVERY employee. It’s okay to talk to one at the MOST. But don’t talk to every employee because they’ll just be on your back trying to continue a conversation with you.

Being and look awkward. This means being clumsy, and fidgeting, it’s really hard to conceal while fidgeting, i’ll tell you one thing.

Having a HUGE bag. Nothing more suspicious. Like you’ll knock things down and look awkward and causing you to speak to employee’s and you’ll be breaking all the rules listed here, lol.

Having BAD partners: It’s one thing to shoplift, but to shoplift with a bad partner is asking to be thrown in the slammer.

Effects of having a bad partner and how it Affects you:

They get caught, you get caught. Rather they snitch or you to are close together.

They’re obvious. From the moment they walk in they’re suspicious.

They’re loud and about. Always in the view, can’t shut up and act so proud.

They’re clueless. ”Are you going to steal that?!” Bad partner asks while lp is already prepared to tackle you.

They act like children. Following behind you, always asking what to do, chickening out.

 Will sell you out. They will cry, beg and plead to lp that you kidnapped them and made them shoplift.

Shoplifting EVERY DAY: This is a complete no no. I shouldn’t have to explain why.

What it will do to you and your well being:

It will become addictive. It will, no doubt about it. You’ll want to shoplift everyday, want to shoplift bigger things and get sloppy while at it.

You’ll become an even bigger cheap-stake. You’ll cry over paying for that 1$ bottle of soda because you could have stuffed it in your butthole, oooo nooo.

You’ll become recognized. The cameras will see you more often, entering the store and not buying a single thing if not shoplifting their store. They’ll start to wonder why certain items you picked up went missing and you’ll be the suspect. Next time you come in, BAM, RIGHT IN SLAMMER.

You’ll get lazy.I mentioned this but you will. You’ll want every thing to just come without a price and slip and then BAM, RIGHT IN THE SLAMMER.

You’ll get caught. You will, you didn’t listen to this beautiful post, and did all the things I said not to do and now look at you. In da slammer ye go.

Okay, guys that all I could think of for right now, I think I did good, as a lazy girl with bad grammar. I’d like to think I was very real in this post. 

[acquirerofthings]

This needs more attention. These are some really good things to consider.