Cluckbeast Teeth

FR: Llllllet's play. Once upon a time, Roxanne Lalonde had an idea. An idea to do what she loved, share it with the world, and get paid for it. What she loved, was to play video games. Thus, a legend was born. And here, they blog about it. DR: lets stpt! DR: *stpo DR: lets stop!!! [ Dependent RP blog for Reverse RTstuck ]

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TT: Sometimes I go fishing and check out the underwater ruins.

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Oh my just what every lad dreams of hearing. Im better looking than a school of birds.

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Hey, it is an entire school, English.

Plus, some of those birds are pretty damn good looking.

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[PRVT]

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Oh fun! I tried playing that game myself once and i just could not handle it.

Couldnt focus in between laughing!

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It is a damn entertaining game, that's for sure.

Not that any of the birds are more handsome than you, of course.

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Im glad!! :’)

Anyway…Whats this gobbledygook i hear concerning you and a bird husband?

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Oh, that.

I was playing Hatoful Boyfriend for fun with Karkat.

Not a good name to Let's Play, but it was funny.

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Im still holster over gun for you though okay? Im real confused over a lot of things right now but thats something im certain of.

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I know.

I'm head over heels for you, too, and that's not changing.

I'm confident about that.

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[PRVT]

[lets-fisticraft]

Im just! Really confused you know? Karkoo is my very best mate. And now im just. Well im flabbergasted honestly!

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Yeah. It's a tough situation to be in.

But, Jake.

You're going to be all right. You and Karkat both. So you just do whatever feels right to get back on good ground with him.

If that makes sense.

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[PRVT]

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Im. Still really sorry though.

Ive never had a boyfriend before you but even i know one shouldnt go snogging other people.

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Well. Not without permission, no.

But he says you didn't kiss back, and I'm pretty sure you can't call that snogging.

So don't be sorry.

I'm serious.

Doesn't fucking bother me.

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I dont understand. Not threatened?

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Yeah.

He kissed you, right? Think most people tend to get jealous over other people kissing their boyfriends, yeah? So, if you were gonna start apologizing profusely, or felt bad, or something. You don't have to.

Yeah?

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[PRVT]

[lets-fisticraft]

Oh.

Im. So so so so so so sorry dirk i would have told you myself but i chickened out.

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Hey, it's okay.

I get why you didn't tell me.

But it's not a big deal, all right? I wanna get that out there. That I don't feel, uh. Threatened. Or anything.

That make sense?

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[PRVT]

[lets-fisticraft]

Weeeell i suppose i can focus long enough to speak to you.

Hi. <3

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Hey. <3

So, hey. Karkat told me what happened at the airport.

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[PRVT]

Hey, Jake.

Got time enough to talk to your boyfriend?

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UGH. HEADING OVER TO DIRK’S BECAUSE HE’S AN ASS AND I PROMISED HIM A KISS IF HE DID THE LIBRARY BIRD’S ROUTE. (I’M GIVING HIM A CHOCOLATE KISS, HE’S NOT GETTING MY LIPS, ASSHOLE).

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I've been tricked.

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AND THUS BEGINS THE ADVENTURES OF GULL SEA. I’M SO FUCKING ECSTATIC.

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You're not the only one.

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THERE ARE NO WORDS, DIRK. NO WORDS.

STREAM IT TO ME, I’M A LAZY FUCK AND DON’T FEEL LIKE MOVING.

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I think there are some words.

But will do.

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OH FUCK, WHATEVER, NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. IF YOU FUCK YOUR BIRD BOYFRIEND I CALL DIBS ON FRONT ROW SEATS, BECAUSE THAT SHIT HAS TO BE BURNED INTO MY RETINAS FOR ME TO REPLAY AND SUFFER TO OVER AND OVER FOR THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE.

WHEN/WHERE.

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Wow, Karkat.

I didn't know you were into voyeurism.

You wanna come over, or should I just stream it directly to you in the comfort of your own home?

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THERE IS SUCH INTENSE REGRET.

DO YOU FEEL IT DIRK? DO YOU FEEL THE INTENSITY OF MY REGRET BUBBLING FORTH FROM THIS POST, SEEPING OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN AND DRIPPING ONTO YOUR FLOOR, WHERE IT WILL INEVITABLY SOAK INTO YOUR SHOES, THUS TAINTING YOU WITH IT’S FOUL ODOR THAT CAN REALLY ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS “REGRETFUL”?

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So you'll be at the wedding, right?

My wedding, to my bird boyfriend?