Bree

Bree Dahkling, Oregon. Owner of The Stand. Sorry if you've ever hit your head on our ceiling. Just a girl trying to find her way.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: I think we are. I don't think we can really put it off any longer.

Blake: Good luck?

Bree: Hopefully we don't need it.

Bree: But good luck to you too!

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: Then I suppose it is a good thing!

Bree: It's a very good thing!

Bree: So, are we off to speak to our respective emotional support humans?

[dhaklingbree]

IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: I don't know what that is, but having sweat in your head doesn't sound great.

Bree: You know, that's probably a good thing! Now that I think about it, those lyrics are... questionable.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: We're also going to be very believable, and if we've got two people backing us up, they'll have no reason not to believe us.

Bree: They just weren't inner circle enough to know about us.

Bree: Annnd now I have Sweat stuck in my head.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: And they'll all buy the story that we're married and in love like fools too.

Bree: They'll believe whatever we tell them because we're in charge of the narrative. [Insert evil laugh here].

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: It's not our fault no one ever noticed I'm always last to leave. Waiting for Tyler to pick me up was a lie. He picked me up the next morning.

Bree: They all bought the story that Tyler was working, like FOOLS.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: At least we can use that!

Bree: We were just WAITING for them all to leave.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: Your barbecues are about to get awkward.

Bree: That's what they get for not sticking around for the after party.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: I think we probably should! We're only telling Tyler and Logan, right?

Bree: That it's fake. We'll have to tell other people that we're married.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: Our supporting actors will be up for nomination too.

Bree: They don't even know that they have roles yet. Maybe we should fix that before we keep building our dreams.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: We do! Well, we will. I don't think we've quite done enough to earn it yet.

Bree: Not yet, but we will. We're going to put on the performance of a lifetime.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: We're doing it together. I can't take all of the credit.

Bree: You're right! We both deserve that award.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: You'll be up there with me!

Bree: A double award? How scandalous. They won't know what hit them.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: I'd like to thank my ex-wife, Bree. I couldn't have done it without you!

Bree: I'll be there supporting you the whole way! Even as an ex.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: Hopefully after everything. As great as an award would be, we don't want them giving our game away.

Bree: Post wedding, years later. After they've stopped checking on you.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: We will! They'll be blown away by how great of a married couple we are.

Bree: The Oscars are going to be knocking on our doors when they find out about our performances.

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IM || Babybel 📖🖊️

Blake: Hopefully I won't have to use all of it up applying over and over again.

Bree: Hopefully you won't have to reapply at all! We're going to nail it the first time and they'll have no reason to evict you.