the one that got away

21, English.

[diagonalleybound]

If anyone has any suggestions on how to meet guys that isn’t tinder, it’d be gratefully appreciated if you could share it with me.

[cat-memes-only]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[thebootydiaries]

i’m not a model, i was just looking into a distance and someone just took the picture

[diagonalleybound]

Oh hey tumblr, it’s been a while!

[diagonalleybound]

People drive me mad.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

[virgoassbitch]

….

[acquaintedwithrask]

I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

[puppetwithapistol-deactivated20]

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

[halalcocaine]

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing

[helila]

its called being exhausted

[illmaticraj]

One of the most beautiful commercials I have ever seen. Good on you, Amazon Prime. 

[learningtoembracemymadness]

Also just saying the music in the background is the piece “i giorni” by Ludovico Einaudi and it’s the most perfectly beautiful piece for this advertisement.

[loveyoumore9497-deactivated2021]

I still cry and I think I’ve watched it 200times now. I can’t

[makira-makira]

Everytime i watch it i start to love it even more

[segadreamcatcher]

this legitimately gave me chills 

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

This is so cute

[whoistheoriginalman]

source : whoistheorginalman.tumblr.com

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[venusknife-deactivated20230323]

straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

[scrumptiousangst]

So the bar he goes to has only guys in it? That doesn’t sound very straight

[ashashi-corner]

Pfft

[diagonalleybound]

[diagonalleybound]

[fit-fandoms]

This little girl was getting ignored by her mum.

So I was on the train and this little girl (about 5years old) was sitting across from me, her mother had her headphones in and was ignoring the little girl. The girl was rambling about random things and started playing i spy with no one. She then said “I spy with my little eye something that’s green” and I pointed at my shirt that was green. She smiled and said “I spy something that’s white” and I pointed to my white shoes, she then said the colour red and at first I couldn’t find anything red so I pulled out a red school book from my bag. This continued for a few turns and then she said brown, I looked around me and in my bag but couldn’t find anything, the girl still expecting me to find something brown started looking around too when the man two rows down pulled out a brown phone case and pointed to it. The young girl then said blue and another lady pointed to her bracelet, we all silently continued playing until the whole train carriage was playing along, the whole time her mother didn’t even realise.

[thanaam-a]

Wow this is so sad and so heartwarming at the same time

[llleighsmith]

someday someone is gonna be so soft and gentle with your heart, you’re gonna be so glad you kept it open, you’re gonna wonder why you ever thought about quieting it down

[unperfekte-perfektion]

““You stupid boy. If only you knew how much she loved you. How much she cared. How much she tried.””

— ohnatalierose (via wnq-writers)

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea