Draconian Dignitary

I’m just setting, I’m just setting a trap. And I’m not pulling, no. I’m not pulling for you, you’re just pulling at me. I’m not a betting man, but this is a sure thing. {Dependent Draconian Dignitary RP blog} {mun is under 18} {associated with stabbydog and hatlequin}

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

I have some investigating to do today.

[hatlequin-blog]

diamonds-dignitary:

I just want to ask you a few questions.

OH. WELL OKIE DOKIE!

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

Mhm. I'm almost there so go on and step out into the hall.

[hatlequin-blog]

diamonds-dignitary:

Stay there. I need to speak to you in person.

Perhaps step out of the throne room for a moment while we talk.

CAN DO! BUT WHY DO WE NEED TO TALK?

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

I just want to ask you a few questions.

[hatlequin-blog]

diamonds-dignitary:

Hm.

Droll, where in the castle are you at this very moment.

I AM CURRENTLY SITTING IN THE THRONE ROOM WITH BRUTE AND JACK. WHY?

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

Stay there. I need to speak to you in person.

Perhaps step out of the throne room for a moment while we talk.

[hatlequin-blog]

diamonds-dignitary:

A good find.

You were shot at.

YESSIR I WAS SHOT AT.

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

Hm.

Droll, where in the castle are you at this very moment.

[hatlequin-blog]

diamonds-dignitary:

Indeed.

Scouting the battlefield again, hm? Find anything or anyone of interest?

Alright, I was just making sure that everyone was accounted for.

YES! I FOUND A VERY BIG SWORD AND SOME STONES. ALSO I WAS SHOT AT SO I CAME HOME.

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

A good find.

You were shot at.

[cutethingsforcats]

[hatlequin-blog]

diamonds-dignitary:

I’m doing well enough. I’ve just been out on the balcony enjoying the evening air.

What have you been up to? And on that same note, is Brute with you?

THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR!

AT THE MOMENT I AM UP TO MUCH, BUT A FEW HOURS AGO I RETURNED FROM SCOUTING THE BATTLEFIELD. AND YES BRUTE IS WITH ME!

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

Indeed.

Scouting the battlefield again, hm? Find anything or anyone of interest?

Alright, I was just making sure that everyone was accounted for.

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

@hatlequin said “GOOD EVENING, DIGNITARY!”

Good evening.

How are you doing tonight?

[hatlequin-blog]

I AM DOING QUITE WELL, THANK YOU FOR ASKING! WHAT OF YOURSELF?

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

I'm doing well enough. I've just been out on the balcony enjoying the evening air.

What have you been up to? And on that same note, is Brute with you?

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

faq

q: can you be stopped

a: absolutely not

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@hatlequin said "GOOD EVENING, DIGNITARY!"

Good evening.

How are you doing tonight?

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

Good evening Droll.

[coughloop]

ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!

[heyheyheyitsolehickoryhammike]

WELL DONT JUST FUCKING STAND THERE TAKING PICTURES DO SOMETHING

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

@succinctlysevered and @c0ld-sn0wman started following you

The grand functioning website strikes again it seems.

That aside, good evening to the both of you. My name is Draconian Dignitary.

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

I'm online once again and it appears I have plenty of people to greet.

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It appears Brute has made his return.

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diamonds-dignitary:

Don’t take that tone of text with me. Of course.

Hurry up. If I have to wait more than five minutes I’m leaving. We’re looking for my sewing kit.

IT WAS BUT A SUGGESTION.

I PROMISE YOU I AM HURRYING AS FAST AS MY STUBBY LEGS CAN HURRY.

[diamonds-dignitary-blog]

Don't make suggestions to me. I know more than you.

Good.