beep boop

What if I acknowledged I could find stuff hot sometimes? Maybe nothing terrible would happen. (late 20s, she/her, 🔞)

[metalfever]

thinking a normal amount about evil robert pattinson in the odyssey

[notsayferwork]

(scrolling kinkblog derisively) you'll never convince me with your lies. cumming is great. it feels great. in fact, i think everyone in the world should spontaneously orgasm right now. I'll snap my fingers, and we can all-

(angry reporter getting in my face) EVERYONE??? EVEN REALLY EVIL PEO💥hhhAHHHH.....HHHHHhhhahhhhhh♡♡♡♡♡♡

[metalfever]

speakersayerhale pose for those with the eyes to see

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[catmask]

if youre an angel i bet someone putting their hand through your halo feels good. like in a dizzy/brain fuzzy way. bonus points if its to pet your head

[catmask]

YUUUUUP

[macaronniart]

what if the spider loved the fly 😳 and they were both girls

(ko-fi / youtube)

[bayboyzone]

get a job

[bunniope]

i think being able to summon telekinetic disembodied porn hands would kind of rule

[metalfever]

windows smart charging feature looks like the computer is reacting with a heart to being plugged in 😳

[metalfever]

$10 sketch commissions from @kamil-a! feat. young, ocean, future, porter <3

[metalfever]

The Amazing Digital Circus VAs watch Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure (Finally)

It only took 3 years but we're FINALLY getting together to watch Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure! Join the Voice Actors Amanda Huffo

2:11:34 "i never programmed you to dom me" "i didn't say you could talk"

[cuckchair-dyke]

im doing so bad today. oh well at least theres always psychosexually torturing the fictional character

[notsayferwork]

another one of futures lies

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

[metalfever]

post-finale caine crashing out over having sexual thoughts after decades of being a "family friendly ai", and the moon convinces him it's ok ... (this is either a cause or effect of him adding the sex update)

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]