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Diana 30+

[dianartemiss]

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I'm too old and too tired to bullshit around. This blog is sometimes nsfw and I curse frequently.

I'm not here for censorship because others refuse to be responsible for curating their own experiences. People can read and write whatever the hell they want because it's all fiction, people are responsible for their own real life actions.

Racists, terfs, bigots, and the like aren't going to respect your DNI lists and I'm not here for the virtue signalling that goes along with it. Respect the beautiful variety of human existence or get off my lawn.

My thoughts on DNI's in relation to fandom opinions (Hint: I think they're bad.)

If you're still here, cool. If any of the above upsets you, keep it to yourself and leave.

My personal posts are tagged with "diana says" and you can reblog whatever, I don't care. If you're polite and send an ask it will be kept private but if you're rude it will be published. My kindness will not be abused to hide your bad behavior.

I'm not a profitable target y'all.

[local-crow-on-a-powerline]

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[alecscudder1987]

@bigcupofwater you always have such a way with words

[leonre2]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[wishbonemotel]

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

[english-history-trip]

A cat took to the stage during the final scene of a Romeo and Juliet ballet performance by the Imperial Russian Ballet Company in Turkey's Izmir on Wednesday (June 10). 

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Seriously they release new animals every week what the hell is this

[iamoutofideas]

my 2 sons scunt and grout who I am trying to give up custody of

[teaboot]

COLUGOS MY BELOVEDS

I LOVE THIS PLANET SO MUCH

[chamomileharborseal]

colugos are amazing!! there are only two species of them and they’re found in southeast Asia. they may resemble bats, but they’re in their own order (Dermoptera) and their closest relatives are primates!

they’re also sometimes referred to as flying lemurs which is funny because they neither fly nor are lemurs :) they ARE able to glide though, and they eat fruit, leaves, and flowers. their incisors are super cool and have grooves that help them feed and also groom themselves!!! they are so interesting and amazing and more people need to know about them!!!!!!!!

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[mendelsohnben]

“He’s a happy duckling and life is beautiful”

- Hannibal Lecter, according to Mads Mikkelsen

[belovedmostro]

Loving Hannibal is difficult to avoid. There isn’t anyone like him.

[madphantom]

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

[pingintech]

THIS!!! ^^^ get you at least a lil panza or i will send pizzas to your house

[ozempicofficial]

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[hbmmaster]

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

[hbmmaster]

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

[wordfather]

i love it when im rereading a story and i find these little breadcrumbs of foreshadowing the author left. everytime im like “ohoho!!!! i wouldve gotten that before if i had the big picture!!! and now i do!!! delightful!!!” and idk i just love being able to read the same story twice but have two different experiences. i like when a story has so many layers that it can keep you entertained for a long time as you unravel all its secret nooks and crannies. thats a good story.

[wordfather]

@blueforthevirus

you just summed up my post in one meme and im in love with you for it

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

[will-grahams-larynx]

AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT HANNI??? ANY IDEAS HMMMM?????