Diary of a Chickensmoothie Ninja Trader

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[diaryofaninjatrader]

Oh this blog is alive. Hi. Can I use this blog to vent about the other one real quick.

Did you see where Python posted that submission about KathrynKat? (817808272185753600) The submitter forgot to censor the trans girl's face but Python still posted it. Right away they asked for it to be taken down so it could be reuploaded censored (817808428943671296) and Python was VERY aggressive and left it up, the other mod had to take it down later.

I don't expect salt blog moderators to be beacons of morality but holy shit. Blasting a trans woman's face out there when we are in a time that trans people are going missing and being murdered is fucking crazy. The woman could have been identified JUST by her face and knowing that she lives with KathrynKat.

yep mod python has always been a hypocritical asshole! what else is new??

[diaryofaninjatrader]

I'm SO happy csbad/traders seems to be dead entirely, including their cringe-aah list. Sal/ty-cs seems to slowly die down as well, fucking finally. Peace and love on planet earth, love y'all

csbadtraders was severely mentally ill so genuinely for their own well being i am glad they moved on.

[diaryofaninjatrader]

ok so when will u post that discord link cuz i want to improve my ninjaing and i want help from the experts

Yeah man i’m sorry it’s too chaotic rn we’re keeping it closed for a bit. lol

Thank u for understanding. If there’s any questions we’re happy to answer anons

[diaryofaninjatrader]

@off anon ask we got regarding the discord server, I see your ask, let me check with everyone else about how we feel letting new people in

[diaryofaninjatrader]

I cannot stand the current trading economy. The fact that staff refuses to even let monthlies have any kind of worth baffles me. It would be 10x more fun to actually care about the butt-ugly monthlies if there were any chasers at all.

I would love for monthlies to mix things up. That being said this website unfortunately has the most sensitive and reactionary player base ever who think if they have to put any effort in to obtain something it is an attack against them, so it will absolutely never happen

-Nick

[diaryofaninjatrader]

with the new update, will y'all be switching to sending rares and/or c$ for ninjaing? im #broke lmfao

We’ve decided to play it by ear and will likely not be publishing any new “loopholes” to keep everyone safe (since we don’t know what staff will be using to enforce this behind the scenes and cannot guarantee that a loophole is “safe”) that being said…. there are some huge loopholes I see with Simons new q&a. And there always will be loopholes if they want to police “fairness” but not endorse an official guideline on what “fair” means

personally, until otter gets banned I won’t really see any reason to take this rule seriously. But ninja season is far away, the website is boring af right now, and the drama is entertaining 😎

It does suck that the best way to get rich has more risk now, but multi accounting has always been against the rules and everyone still does it anyways LMFAO!!

-Nick

[diaryofaninjatrader]

this new rule is going to be a shitshow it’s going to backfire

It’s been really fun to watch the drama unfold ngl. It’s almost like Tess was correct her original stance on this nonsense! Too bad the current mods refused to listen

I don’t use horrors or anyone’s list so I really don’t give a shit if this rule goes through or not LOLL it feels like they’re only doing this to ban otter on a technicality. babes it’s your website just ban that hoe instead of making 99.99% of the website change the way they trade!

-Nick

[diaryofaninjatrader]

Y'all still sending out trades? I'm on the brink of giving up though I need to reach over 20 nons..

all year round, just more actively during december.

-sun

[diaryofaninjatrader]

Every time I get too lazy to send out more ninja trades, I think of the image of the man stop mining right before he hits the diamonds. 🤣

I SEND THIS IMAGE TO THE HOMIES EVERY TIME THEY THINK ABOUT GIVING UP LMFAOOO

U get it ❤️

- Tess

[diaryofaninjatrader]

how does one become a ninja if they have absolutely nothing of high value? the best i can offer anyone is some 2020 EUC pets </3

you can ninja with any pets. throw ur garbage at them. if u throw enough garbage, something eventually sticks.

-sun

[diaryofaninjatrader]

Lmao I love finding out when people are ninjas like me. Fellow ninja community rise!

Its been super fun for me finding out who all the secret ninjas are. I started this blog like 7 yrs ago?? And made so many friends as a result, and am still meeting more people… yall are a funny group, and much more pleasant than the average chickensmoothie player LOL! Tess

[diaryofaninjatrader]

u guys are amazing i get lazy af sending all the trades on the first day

We do too but the desire to be richies gets rid of our ninja fatigue ❤️ u dont want to be a brokie, lock in - Tess

[diaryofaninjatrader]

It's annoying when people adopt monthlies while id-hopping. The seal mass adopts are horrible. How long do you all typically take for each ninjaing session?

I think this question is worded a little funny ! LOL

Ninja session is hilarious to me. We all have jobs so whenever we get some free time we sink down and ID hop for a few hours. It takes a lot time to comb through the masses of seals… sink whatever amount of time you want into it. It’s going to be time consuming no matter what you do, there always is massive litters this time of year that gunk up the ids. Good luck finding the needle in the haystack LOL

Tess

[diaryofaninjatrader]

what do you guys offer to people who have no wishlist?

I just throw C$ and random trash pets in the mix. Idk if it works? I haven’t checked if my accepts have wish listed pets or not. Do whatever you want idk fam - Tess

I only had this work one time personally, USUALLY no wishlist indicates alt account or something but always worth a shot, I just do what Tess said -Nick

[diaryofaninjatrader]

how do you guys pick who to ninja throughout the year? like id surfing in december, but what about a random month like may?

also, I’ve always wondered if ninjas hold grudges for the people who response in the ftt 🥹 like, whenever you get you trade canceled because someone in the ftt said it was under, do you ever get mad at them?

Hi! Sorry for the late reply, we all have been kind of busy. Hopefully you aren’t too upset with us?

1. It’s less about who or how you pick and more about how many? During a month like May you won’t see any returns with only 20 trades out as most of the userbase is afk.

2. No, we don’t care about this kind of thing. We don’t even really check the ftt or other users posts… we just send bad trades and don’t care.

Tess

[diaryofaninjatrader]

@ all the asks coming in love and appreciate you all, way too locked in to answer rn but trust we will get to them ❤️ -Nick

[diaryofaninjatrader]

My favorite thing is when this blog is active. Good luck to y'all for Dec 18th!

LMAOO honestly we're always here but the ask box only pops off around this time of year (understandably) good luck to you too >:)))))))))))))))) - Nick