only God can save us and I ate him

Don't ask for commissions, I ain't got shit.

[dick-devourerr]

Everything is just for shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits 😔

[zippyskyfalls]

gooseworx lied like 5 times in 2024 and now transphobes are saying her confirming it a billion times outside of canon is wrong because Gooseworx always lies

I usually don't say this shit GENUINELY but some of these people need to actually fucking die and the world would be better without them

[stiffyck]

When your bestie gonna die if you don’t come back for him

[ammit420]

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

[lonely-space-ace]

long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN

[fandomsfan1]

@oneofwaytoomanyfandoms @dick-devourerr

[dick-devourerr]

<<33

@aspergirl-2006 @sonnycinnamon and u too Damien but idk if you wanna be tagged

[slimetony]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

[catboybiologist]

Tapping the sign.

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[keitorinrose]

tadc episode 8

[snekysonjr]

Waiters as waiters wink wink

[m0nacrose]

Loser

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x3]”

[fandomsfan1]

@dick-devourerr

[dick-devourerr]

How about sex during the world cup???

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[starmybunny]

He has wise eyes, Athena's eyes

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Japan: has brown/dark skinned/black people also gay people, trans/non binary people

Stupid Weebs:

[succulentbud]

Asia: *contains a rich diversity of cultures, LGBT folk, and skin tones*

Weebs who’s Asian knowledge comes from just anime:

[mendokayalways]

Asia: *includes India, Pakistan, Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Myanmar, and several other countries besides China, Japan, and the Koreas*

White people: “yOu’Re NoT aSiAn YoU’rE iNdIaN”

[010101001010101]

Reblogging just for the last post

[johnny-boy-17]

Yeah a little louder for those in the back please?

[decemberwinter]

I need all of these annoying scam bots gone from tumblr

[dick-devourerr]

The trend is long over but I just thought of it and wanted to make it, someone else probably did it but wtv