nonlocal schizo freak

tgc: @ap73k4 ☣ ru/eng ☣ 20yo

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*throws up and dies*

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havent played pyromaniac yet but so far it seems to me that its popularity (a quite bold word tho lol) on tumblr is due to invention of "morally okay" or just "prettier" yaoi for simon to participate in. not like i get what you can do w simon and david without mental gymnastics either but thats what was before me so uhh respect the elderly or whatever

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im in quite lame era of my life which im trying to call a "timeskip to summer" in an attempt to delay the recognition of pointlessness of continuing my existence after idk probably my second year of college. anyway костик супернатурал and some more or less decent wips i scribbled at work and will most likely never finish

вера в делюжнл идею того что я поцелованный богом творец угасает с каждым рабочим днём просто интересно сколько потребуется для полного отказа от добровольной созидательной деятельности и суицида

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!!!! i finally finished omfg !!!!! he probably could have turned out better but my toxic trait is thinking that i can do absolutely anything perfectly with minimal effort if its manual labor

not sure if i hate or love that he looks like an absolute unit bc i stuffed him too good (but can you blame me for acting on this dubious subconscious urge) i prob could get a voice box but the ones that can be re recorded are terribly expensive so uh mmm as an alternative funny feature he has magnets in his hands so i can hang him on bottles (even got him a prop). now he lives on the yaoi shelf.

HUGE thanks to @goofyashura11 @amalkin and especially @abr00talending for reaching out this mf wouldnt have seen the light of day without your help !!!!

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ЧТО победит 45часовая рабочая неделя пятидневка или нервная система человека не относящимся к своей работе как хобби или фундаментальному аспекту своей личности

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hashtag ventart hashtag i hate my stupid baka life

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also some stuff i did while thinking about previous post and the one well i wont tell which one exactly but iykyk

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ok so heres the thing please could someone who owns a postal dude plushie (would be easier if its a movie or brain damage dude ig idk if their jackets are fully removable) pm me ill draw something silly for you in return for some of your time (please i really want to do a small silly thing)(please)(just think about how funny it would be)

so well ig i just need a fuckton of pictures w that fuck next to a measuring tape to make him as accurate as i can but anything will be greatly appreciated atp

this feels wrong but i suppose some russian alchie making shtopor plushie like a chinese ripoff is the only way it couldve happen (i surely have 0 intentions on selling it or something i just want to make one for myself)

(sorry for flooding the tags tho i dont really know what to put there in this case)

UPD: THANKS SO SO MUCH i didnt expect to find someone so quickly so ill keep yall updated on how it all goes

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passed out drunk yesterday the first thing i see upon opening my laptop is this shit also korn porn creep start playin

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кто бы мог подумать что когда человек находит работу у него реально нет времени сидеть на этом сайте

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letting you all know i made a silly curly plush. (there is a lot of things i coudve done better but huh experience is experience) (he squeaks when you sqeeze him)

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если бы мне сказали что в первую неделю работы по профессии я буду дорисовывать пятые пальцы ии картинкам потому что ну не то чтобы имею права возразить я бы всё таки пошёл на сварщика

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yet another pack of ocs pics eughhhh

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MY FAGGOTS ARRIVED YUPPIIEEEEEEE

обитатели рф можете приобрести себе уебка за 450 денег + дс

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a wip i hope to finish mmmmghhhh i wont tag this yet

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drew a fuckton of furry pngtube thingies for myself and my friends just to have a laugh in discord calls. ig i really should consider trying to take commissions again atp (im fucking frightened to go to an internship tomorrow and havin a possibility of settling down there and waste my life as a 9to6 five days a week office bastard)

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мне иногда очень очень сильно хочется выкатить интро пост с посылом нахуй относительно большой части аудитории этого неправославного сайта подразумевая так скажем непопулярное мнение но я тут просто рисую волосатые сиськи так что это будет скорее выглядеть как анекдот в формате таблички "обаме вход воспрещён" на входе в шашлычку под нижним тагилом только вот никто не знал что обама поехал в тур по уралу и уже на пороге абсолютно непоколебимый знаком на незнакомом ему языке