nonlocal schizo freak

tgc: @ap73k4 ☣ ru/eng ☣ 21yo

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havent played pyromaniac yet but so far it seems to me that its popularity (a quite bold word tho lol) on tumblr is due to invention of "morally okay" or just "prettier" yaoi for simon to participate in. not like i get what you can do w simon and david without mental gymnastics either but thats what was before me so uhh respect the elderly or whatever

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THIS SHIT WAS SO ASS LMFAOOOOO bitch please they didnt even try to make it look like something other than straight up cry of fear ripoff

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hello my 7 favorite followers today im happy to present you with artfight stuff

i dont hate my job so much now since i realized i can just make stuff for myself (stickers and anything flat w sublimation that fits on a4 paper. perhaps i will get rights to use cutter thing someday and make bullshit w it too) when i dont have anything to do. not sure it compensated the fact i get paid less than the minimum wage working full time but thats better than nothing

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happy birthday to my babygirl HIFUMI IZANAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

and to admin of this page also or whatever umm

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hiiiiiiiiiiiii ill try to draw shtopors fat tits again this weekend but cant promise anything since im the birthday boy plannin to get shitface drunk this sunday since im actually the birthday boy on the monday and have workkkkkk sighhhhhh

also im still working on my toyhou profile trying to make it look pretty ill let all of you fucking now when im finished (approximately next week).since i ve put a lot of fuuuuckingggg workkk into it. work work wooorkkkkkkkkkkk

i wont fucking tag the sollux gif also another one is for a friend of mine w his oc there is a lot of birthday boys this month huh

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can i use your art as pfp?

sure thing! id appreciate you leaving a cred if you have space for that on your profile and it wont kinda ruin the vibe or dont leave it i dont mind although im really curious what picture you wanna use

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типа сделал вид что мне не похуй на всех кроме юры и четвёрки атп

maybe someday i will get kind enough to let someone outside my head to know their lore no one asked for but today is not that day

i have to move ALLLLLLL the pictures i got em to toyhou so maybe that ll indeed happen

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*throws up and dies*

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havent played pyromaniac yet but so far it seems to me that its popularity (a quite bold word tho lol) on tumblr is due to invention of "morally okay" or just "prettier" yaoi for simon to participate in. not like i get what you can do w simon and david without mental gymnastics either but thats what was before me so uhh respect the elderly or whatever

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im in quite lame era of my life which im trying to call a "timeskip to summer" in an attempt to delay the recognition of pointlessness of continuing my existence after idk probably my second year of college. anyway костик супернатурал and some more or less decent wips i scribbled at work and will most likely never finish

вера в делюжнл идею того что я поцелованный богом творец угасает с каждым рабочим днём просто интересно сколько потребуется для полного отказа от добровольной созидательной деятельности и суицида

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!!!! i finally finished omfg !!!!! he probably could have turned out better but my toxic trait is thinking that i can do absolutely anything perfectly with minimal effort if its manual labor

not sure if i hate or love that he looks like an absolute unit bc i stuffed him too good (but can you blame me for acting on this dubious subconscious urge) i prob could get a voice box but the ones that can be re recorded are terribly expensive so uh mmm as an alternative funny feature he has magnets in his hands so i can hang him on bottles (even got him a prop). now he lives on the yaoi shelf.

HUGE thanks to @goofyashura11 @amalkin and especially @abr00talending for reaching out this mf wouldnt have seen the light of day without your help !!!!

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ЧТО победит 45часовая рабочая неделя пятидневка или нервная система человека не относящимся к своей работе как хобби или фундаментальному аспекту своей личности

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hashtag ventart hashtag i hate my stupid baka life

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also some stuff i did while thinking about previous post and the one well i wont tell which one exactly but iykyk

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ok so heres the thing please could someone who owns a postal dude plushie (would be easier if its a movie or brain damage dude ig idk if their jackets are fully removable) pm me ill draw something silly for you in return for some of your time (please i really want to do a small silly thing)(please)(just think about how funny it would be)

so well ig i just need a fuckton of pictures w that fuck next to a measuring tape to make him as accurate as i can but anything will be greatly appreciated atp

this feels wrong but i suppose some russian alchie making shtopor plushie like a chinese ripoff is the only way it couldve happen (i surely have 0 intentions on selling it or something i just want to make one for myself)

(sorry for flooding the tags tho i dont really know what to put there in this case)

UPD: THANKS SO SO MUCH i didnt expect to find someone so quickly so ill keep yall updated on how it all goes

UPD2: I FINISHED go check out the post

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passed out drunk yesterday the first thing i see upon opening my laptop is this shit also korn porn creep start playin

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кто бы мог подумать что когда человек находит работу у него реально нет времени сидеть на этом сайте

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letting you all know i made a silly curly plush. (there is a lot of things i coudve done better but huh experience is experience) (he squeaks when you sqeeze him)