Damian & Dick: Batfamily Chaos

Devoted to Dami, his Grayson, and the rest of the Batfamily BAMFs, plus other DC heros thrown in! There will be slash! Dick/Dami, Bruce/Dick, Bruce/Clark, Lex/Clark, and whomever else catches my fancy! (Formerly damianwaynegrayson.tumblr.com, but it wouldn't let me add an avatar or header image!)

[webshootersandwingdings]

DC GO! Taste of Justice #17

[important-animal-images]

[princess-rosiebird]

[chilewithcarnage]

adios

[bunnpan]

my boyfriend requested i draw nightwing

[geniusbee]

it’s ok batman we all make mistakes

[chiarakato]

not doing batman fanart anymore bc nothing can top this

[chicafinal]

🐈

[robs-your-robins]

Two-Face: OK, who knocked up the Bat? That new Robin just twisted my guy's legs up like a pretzel.

Penguin: The kid is an utter monster.

The Riddler: We have got to stop killing parents in this damn city.

[robs-your-robins]

Commissioner Gordon: Thanks to Nightwing and the Signal the Joker is on the run. Mr Wayne we will have those cuffs off you in a second-

Bruce: *already working himself free*

Gordon:

Bruce, cuffs swinging from one wrist: *realises how easy he got out of them*

Dick:

Duke:

Bruce:

Gordon: How did you-?

Bruce: it's a... sex thing. Y'know, handcuffs and... Yeah.

[spicy-apple-pie]

Sometimes Damian sneaks into Bruce’s room and allows himself to cuddle up to his Father. Bruce pretends that he’s still fast asleep when Damian does this. If he’s feeling bold, he’ll wait to make sure Damian is asleep to pull him closer and whisper how much he loves him and how proud he is.

Damian’s always gone by morning and they don’t ever speak of it.

[batbabydamian]

"I'm sorry I wasn't really there for you when it happened." Robin (2021) #5

[artbyhelenhe]

Bat boys, off duty! - artbyhelenhe on instagram and X

[amno-s3]

dickroy

[louferrignojrsource]

LOU FERRIGNO JR. TEEN WOLF 🐺 4x9 perishable

[faiyaart]

Superman's first meeting with Robin

a stupid unfunny joke

[kqinoras]

Batman (1940) #10

[brucedefender4eva]

If they found out Dick was also Bruce’s biological child

Dick: So?

Dick: When were you going to tell me you’ve slept with my mom

Bruce: Well… it didn’t really seem pertinent at the time

Bruce: It was also years and years before we met, before you were a concept, and a one-night stand, so…

Bruce: Not the best thing to bring up to a grieving child

Dick: I can’t believe this

Bruce: I’m sorry

Bruce: If it makes you feel better, I had no inkling that you were biologically mine

Dick: I guess… It’s not the worst that I’m related to you… it’s kinda nice…

Dick: I’m still stuck on the fact that my mom cheated on my dad with you

Bruce: Well…

Bruce: I wouldn't call it cheating… since he was also there and a very, very willing participant

Dick, blank stare: …

Bruce: Hey! They were the ones who hit on me first!

Bruce: I was just minding my business when they called me pretty and decided to flirt

Bruce: I was a weak boy to compliments and lonely in a foreign country. What was I to do?

Dick, squinting: I don’t believe you

Bruce: We can get out the ouija board right now if you want, or I’ll call Constantine

Dick, utterly done and tired: You know what? I’m just gonna go scream into my pillow

Bruce, hesitant: Okay… love you

Dick, already planning on using Bruce’s credit cards as compensation: Yeah, yeah, love you too, asshole

[ochibrochi]

💎 rogues are a bat's best friend 🦇 @brucewaynepinupzine

[robs-your-robins]

I'M BARKING

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick, hungover: What did I do last night?

Roy: Dude, you were out of control.

Wally: Yeah, man, I've never seen you like that before.

Dick: What'd I do?

Roy: You made a pizza.

Dick: That's not bad, right?

Roy: No, man. You used ranch for the sauce.

Wally: And then you threw on three types of cheeses.

Dick: Three?

Roy: And you put tater tots on there.

Dick: Tater tots?

Wally: Buffalo sauce all over.

Dick: Oh my—

Roy: And then you baked it.

Dick: No. No. I wouldn't have done that. That's not me, guys. That's not me.

Wally: Sour cream and cheese drizzled on afterward, dude. Why?

Dick: Is everyone mad at me?

Roy: To be honest, I don't know, man. All I know is that Guy Fieri is on his way here right now.

Dick: Am I... am I in...

Wally: *nods*

Dick: ...Flavortown?