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hi I’m dylan • he/him • 24 • ♊️

[huffylemon]

I can’t handle this 🥺

[gothsbian]

torchwood was like one third tacky camera zooms and one third homosexuality and one third the most terrifying and fucked up implications ive ever seen in sci-fi

[gothsbian]

what if there was a pterodactyl in the secret underground base? what if tosh had gay sex with an alien? what if owen died and came back wrong and now he's fully conscious but his body cant heal so he has to feel himself decay while his friends grieve his death?

[catasters]

[pancheteenginemind]

question

[ghouloriented]

[mtndewbajablast]

“what makes nyc different is its combination of a bunch of different cultures” yeah not unlike any other big city use your head man

[mtndewbajablast]

[slamreid]

[girlfictions]

just saw a life-changing tweet

[girlfictions]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What do they call fleshlights in the UK

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

This website is my own personal quiplash

[charlesoberonn]

My favorite answers

[auroraborealis1890]

[auroraborealis1890]

Good morning to only the person that tagged this as adhdammit

[justsomeguycore]

ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”

[gameraboy2]

Make it in Denim by Hazel Todhunter, 1977

[libertineangel]

Jressing gown

[itmightrain]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

[smbc-comics]

[mytruebody-deactivated20260221]

why do photographers still exist when puppy sleeping 1955 japan & inuit girl and her puppy 1949 have already been photographed. choose a new career

[mytruebody-deactivated20260221]

like. do you really think you can snap something better than this

[penny-anna]

Look it's very simple. Colin Robinson IS bi and probably doesn't give a shit abt gender. Colin Robinson is also the token cishet in the group when it benefits him. Colin Robinson calls the LGBT community the BLT community bcos he knows Guillermo hates it.

[penny-anna]

Colin Robinson: so it's pride month, huh? Hey, why isn't there a straight pride parade?

Guillermo, who has literally seen Colin Robinson having sex with men more than once: I hate you so much

[curesforwritersblock]

spotify watching me listen to megan thee stallion, doja cat, marina, and lorde all in the span of an hour:

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

Actually Spotify looks like this while it watches you listen to four very popular musicians on the top 100 charts.

[bryansomething]

Same vibes

[chaoticintellectual]

i think chris fleming is important enby representation because they're just. so far away from what people read as nonbinary like. People expect nonbinary to look like an afab Woman Lite (TM) who spends too much time in LGBT space, but he's just a feral massachussets cryptid who is very intimate with straight culture and can spit 800 words a minute and have each one of them hit you like a truck

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah