Gay Centaur

Hiya I'm Erin, 19, queer, and I'm a fucking Sagittarius. This blog is random shit that I love so I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Now if you'll excuse me I have to destroy Jotunheim.

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@regi572

[regi572]

I have never had a more relatable post in my life

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Watching a guy play Doom on a cabal of toasters is officially the most surreal shit to grace my existence.

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[bisexualgambit]

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

[bisexualgambit]

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

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Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

[bisexualgambit]

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

[dabneycoleperson]

If you see Richard Spencer Why don’t you punch him in the head If you see Richard Spencer Won’t you give him a big black eye Go at him swingin’ Ain’t no one gonna cry

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[emilyisobsessed]

Who has the better relationship with Bo?

[hanspolo]

do ittt.  (x)

[estebanwaseaten]

As someone else pointed out:

Doing this would be extra fantastic because suddenly all of the pre-printed inauguration memorabilia “45th President” stuff Trump has made would suddenly be made inaccurate, as Biden would technically own that title. So they’d either have to scramble to make a bunch of new stuff OR they’d have to go through with the Inauguration without any “46th President” t-shirts or hats or whatever OR all the Trump supporters would just have to buy merchandise that was technically inaccurate.

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Can you imagine learning about this in history classes in the future? I would love to be that teacher

Student: so the 45th president was Biden for like, a day? Teacher: yes Student: why Teacher: drama

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[fomysquad]

#BlackPride #YouSmart #BlackExcellence 

[locallyloved]

i love when people say they “had a thing” with someone. were u in love? did u have sex? got slushies one time?

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

I summoned a demon with a candle once and she dripped blood from her eyes onto my bedsheets and then we fell in love and now shes my girlfriend

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I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

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Dev Patel photographed by Geordie Wood

[tarantinosdeathproof]

I still cant believe Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes is a real movie, like it sounds like something a Tumblr Lesbian™ would make a text post about like “WHAT IF Cate Blanchett and like.. ROONEY MARA were secret vintage lesbians that dont give a shit about their men and go on a roadtrip together??! and fucking Sarah Paulson was a cool lesbian who used to date Cate Blanchett and now she dates hot redheads?? And at some point Cate goes down on a topless Rooney Mara and we see Cates bare muscular back as shes eating her out!!!” Its so unreal but this shit actually happened i saw it happen with my own gay eyes

[khaleevee]

“Anakin and Obi-Wan vs Dooku, but every time their blades clash, Palpatine says Do It” 

[draumboosky]

I don’t know how to feel about this