facts about tumblr user egberts

120% TRUE FACTS ABOUT TUMBLR USER EGBERTS

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Fact #148

Tumblr user egberts has a third eye on one of her finger nails that she can use to see through bull shit

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Fact #147

egberts is a reincarnation of mary poppins but emo

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Fact #146

Saying strebge will send egberts back to the fifth dimention.

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im sorry i always randomly reblog ur posts and overwhelm you with messages probably

nah, its always pretty funny so im cool with it

its always fun to say the least

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Fact #145

Egberts probably knows how to tie a pooploop

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Fact #145

Egberts could make 'fetch' work if they so chose, but they don't.

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Fact #144

"courtney tried to make me feed my fish ramen because his name is naruto"

-8pg

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Fact #143

THESE ARE ALL FUCKIN TRUE EGBERTS IS A LIAR

THE NAME OF THE BLOG STARTS WITH "DIDUKNOW" FOR A REASON

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oh no, im not popular, its just submissions to this blog.

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Fact #142

did u know egberts is an anagram for serbteg. what does it mean. we just don't know.

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Fact #141

Tumblr user egberts is actually Sonic the Hedgehog

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Fact #140

tumblr user egberts hates cheese

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Fact #139

tumblr user egberts is secretly a good person

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Fact #138

Tumblr user egberts is still not actually a Courtney

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Fact #137

Egberts is so hardcore she makes an apples center cringe with jealousy.

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Fact #136

Tumblr user Egberts is secretly the Borg. Every time we add notes to her post, she gets stronger and we are assimilated, bit by bit.

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Fact #135

tumblr user egberts is secretly a platypus