OK KAITLYN TIME FOR DINNER!

so the boys come up to my apartment and i’m wearing a robe. i’m ONLY wearing a robe. and i say “why don’t you come into my boudoir and watch me do a monologue?” and they say “where’s the bed” and i say “this is the bed right here” and they say “can we sit on the bed?” and i say “sure but these are expensive japanese linen” and they say “but they’re not even soft.” and i say, “sometimes, things that are expensive…are worse.”

[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[cilly-murphy]

Doctor Who | 2x11 “Fear Her”

[thebootydiaries]

private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn

private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It’s wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service - anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[grawly]

[alfea]

i found a book about cats from 1873 and i’m absolutely losing my mind

[gapyeartragedy]

Me in every situation EVER:

[kabaks]

“so you’re elizabeth bennet” vs. “my brother has told me so much about you i feel as though we are friends already” 💀

[kabaks]

darcy telling georgiana the same story for the fifth time: so im at the ball right and im so uncomfortable that im barely clinging to life and just when i think im about to perish this woman shows up and she’s not interested in me she’s kind of mean to me she tells me poetry sucks BUT i think she overheard me calling her average looking even though i didn’t mean it actually i think she’s the most beautiful woman i’ve ever see

georgiana nodding for the fifth time: —and it was elizabeth

darcy: it was ELIZABETH

[your-villainous-neighbour]

rights received

[your-villainous-neighbour]

gay rights pt2

[advanced-procrastination]

Pt 3

[rusccc]

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

[surprisebitch]

MLM-WLW solidarity

[greedyraptor]

i wish i had 2 lungs so i could smoke weed while i’m smoking weed 

[thesaddestchorusgirlintheworld]

i wish this relatable character hadn’t been cut out of the Wizard of Oz 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever

[arandomthot]

I’ve had this same dilemma too many times

[lindseymorqan]

[frogconnoisseur-remade-deactiva]

[tracing-rivers]

I apologize for the harshness of my words, Miss Bennet, but your family is just so cringe

[argumate]

I simp for you most ardently

[harold-they-are-lesbianing]

Me: Ohhh I'm obsessed with this new TV show and-

My friends:

[eskewcity]

🥺🥺🥺

[marzipanandminutiae]

GIRLFRIENDS