Brought To You By Daisuke Motomiya’s Dump Truck

Booty. The header wouldn’t let me finish the sentence.

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About me: call me whatever. She/her. I've been an adult longer than I wasn't one. I love having chaotic Digimon headcanons that no one will ever see because literally NO ONE has ever seen this blog. You might actually be the first person reading this. If you are, congrats? I love you? I hope you enjoy knowing that Daisuke has a dumpy and Jou Kido has an anaconda

I run this blog mainly as a place to shout into the void about Digimon things that would get me smacked if I said them out loud in the fandom

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Happy pride to enby Takeru, bear Daisuke, aroace Iori, pansexual Miyako, poly Ken, and Hikari, who is enjoying the Kia summer sales event

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Posting this here because I can’t post it anywhere else, but as a Grocky shipper, I do think the Eridian Jou and human Yamato should fuck each other with their minds. Somehow. I need touch starved Yamato to have his heart race when Jou is near him, knowing they can never actually touch. I need Jou to touch Yamato once, leaving a painful scar, and then isolate himself from Yamato for days, making everything worse for both of them.

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Shit I was supposed to write Daiyako smut

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Okay stay tuned for some Daiyako smut, if I can remember what happened in the dream I had

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I could have said that on my main Digimon blog. But I’m a coward

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LISTEN TO ME. I love Digimon Adventure 02: The Beginning. Unapologetically. And the one thing I love best about it is Miyako’s very obvious interest in being poly with Ken and Daisuke

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I would be a furry for Stingmon. What’s that called. Genuinely asking

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I’m a hater of people who post cool and interesting shit, only for me to realize it’s a fucking community post. I guess I’m a hater of myself for continuing to follow communities and allowing them on my dash

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Oh yeah. I’m a hater of people who hate Sora Takenouchi’s life decisions

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I love having the URL digimon digital monsters and getting to be a hater about whatever I want over here.

I don’t actually have anything to be a hater about rn, but I’ll think of something

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Jou Kido is trans by the way

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Listen to meeeee. Mimi is a squirter. She uses the good toys. She knows how her clit works and how the rest of her body works. But Jou is the first man she’s ever met who makes her cum as good or better than the toys

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I should do something more with this blog

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I love you Daikeru one-sided rivalry. I love you Takeru who couldn’t give a shit about Daisuke trying and failing to compete with him. I love you Takeru who is just a little too attached to Daisuke trying and failing to compete with him. I love you Takeru who, the moment he realizes Daisuke grew out of the one-sided rivalry, gets a longing for Daisuke’s attention again. I love you Daisuke who isn’t as oblivious as people think he is.

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I just love the chaos of both Daisuke and Miyako being in love with Ken, and Ken chooses neither of them

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smh people continue to tell me tri isn't canon