You better pop lock and drop that attitude.

[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

[gendersnaps]

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

[ruinedchildhood]

[coexistingdream]

[11roses]

[rockthrowingbutch]

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

staff 😂😂

[888muse]

lmfao love him

[thot]

this was literally so ahead of it’s time like…she beat everyone to the kermit revival by 5 years and y’all will STILL not give her credit for it…like always 

[realitytvgifs]

[hissmetaylor]

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

[mytimeisnevertoday]

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

[hipster-trichster]

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

[diickass-blog]

IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO PLEASE GIRLS WE JUST NEED FOOD AND VARIOUS TYPES PF ATTENTION 

[heart2big]

Mood

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

lmfao

[stability]

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[mxnrique]

I can’t believe that the Citizens of Pawnee are actually real.

[arbitrary-stag]

I AM LAUGHING !

[connorcillium]

I refuse to believe these people are real. This has to be a company of extremely nuanced qualified actors

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

sagittarius season

[tommyholland]

*covers my webcam with my finger so the government doesn't see me do embarrassing stuff*

[draggu-deactivated20131229]

i wonder how many candy canes i can fit in my mouth

[draggu-deactivated20131229]

the answer is 19

[musterniillustrates]

i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”