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[9:10:49 PM] ; | X | Tнe Uɴpopυlαr Opιɴιoɴ Qυeeɴ. --: NOT READY FOR GOLDEN FREDDY

#╰☆╮; ( ooc. )#pizzerxa #/ SC RE AMING AND C RYING. /

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Jesus Christ, when she heard the mechanical voice, Nick was ready to connect her fist with a face and just book it. But, as she spun around, she quickly realized that it was that stupid purple animatronic.

“ Stupid fuckin’.. “ A dry laugh escaped her lips. It just hadn’t been turned off, was all. So she ignored it for now, continuing to rummage around. Not like she’d find anything in this shithole.

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❝ Hey, c - c ̶-̢ ̢c͝'͘mon now, we wouldn't want

you getting h - h͢ -̵ h̛u͠rţ! There's some d - d ͟-͞

҉ d̶ange̴r̸ou͡s stuff back there! ❞

Bonnie took a few steps forward, the sound of pumping hydraulics following as his legs lifted into the air, one after the other. Inner mechanisms whirred aloud, voice box scratchy and obviously worn from years of wear and tear, yet still his cheerful demeanor remained unfaultered.

❝ Y - y ͏- ͠y͜ou'r̕e͠ suppose to be upstage with the

others, a-huck! D - d -͝ ̕did͞ you get lost or something,

pal? I could always show you the way back, if you

w - w - w͝a͝n̨t͝! ❞

#╰☆╮; ( interactions. )#fxrsakenthief #/ Nick why. /

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{░▒☮}—-"So, you, uh… you play the guitar?”

The polar bear asked, attempting to make the best out of an uncomfortable situation. It was pretty clear that he made a mistake, walking into the foreign pizzeria. With the changes being made back at Showbiz, and with that rat and his band replacing them, he decided that exploring another pizzeria would be sorta nice.

As it turned out, this place had actual robots, rather than hiring a real band. They were animals, though—a rabbit, a bear, and a chicken… so far, at least. Oh, they talked, too. The future was now—talking animal people robots. Dook’s fantasy.

It was the rabbit that had found him first, which was also when he learned that not only could these guys talk, but walk on their own, too. Dook’s fantasy with a bonus. He’d have some fun telling this story to his buddy when he made it back to Smitty’s.

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❝ E-yup, a-huh-huck! Best in the business,

I'd say, t - t͝ - ̨thǫu͞gh́ I owe it to the gang, really.

Wouldn't be half as good as I am now without

them! ❞

Fiber optics whistled and whirred within the purple rabbit's plaster skull, traveling up and down the figure of the woolen bear, assessing, calculating. Something didn't seem quite right with him. Something foreign. U n n a t u r a l.

❝ Say, you don't look like m - m ͜- mo̡s̶t҉ of the customers

we get around here. N - n - not to worry, though,

a-huck! Freddy Fazbear's Pizza entertains for guests

of all shapes and kinds! ❞

#╰☆╮; ( interactions. )#sittintoolxng #/ Hello friend! /

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❝ And you kn̡ ̵- ͡k̛now why that is, Bonnie? It isn’t

your fault, b - but his! He watches you a - and

learns your strategy, and so he closes it faster! ❞

❝ I think if you try to le - learn his with patience,

you’ll get much be ̛- ̸be -̧ be͏t҉te͏r results! ❞

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❝ Hm...I - I - ͡I̧ think you're right, Fred! H - h -

he's got those cameras of his, a - ́a͢ ̶-͝ ͞a͠l҉way͏s

watching. Got me down pat, don't he? ❞

❝ Patience. Alright, l - l̀ -͢ ̢le͡t's hear your plan then, ol'

pal! M - ̨̻̖̜̥̪ͅm̼͈͕̳͔͙̭ ̻̤̱͈̱͖͡-̻̗͓̳ ̪̠͖͓̥̼m̡i̬͎n̙͓̼d̗̤̳̘̳̬ going over it again, a-huck? ❞

#╰☆╮; ( interactions. )#pizzerxa

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❝ Now I kn̏̊̔ͤ̊ ̮̥̠͓͗ͫ̽͝-͉͕̏ͫ͡ ͉̗̯͓̱̪̾͂̾k̜̊ͮ͂n̝̟̫̩͆̾̀̽ͦ̿ ̘̙̋͊-̄͑ ͝k̫͉̓̎n̪͕̯̘o͖̝̭̱̬ͩͬ͝w that Bonnie, my pal, but

speed isn’t always the answer! It is when our

fleshy pal r̶͡u͘ń̨s͟, but everything else ta - takes

time! If yo - you can’t keep track of time, how

are you gonna keep track of wh - what you’re

supposed to be doing? ❞

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❝ Bu -̨ ͢bu͟t̨ I think plenty, F - F̧ ̨- ͟Fr͡ed̷! You know

that! I -I͜ ̀- ̨Ì'̷v̸e̛ got this place memorized like the

back of my paw, a-huh-huck! I - ̢If͢ I could just

get to the door before he c - c - c͡los̢e̛s it, I'm s - s̛̮̹u ͈̻̞̞͎-̰̯͉̠ ͔̙̫

s͓̣u҉̞͖͇͎̟͍͕r̝͍̙̝ḙ̢ it'd work! He's just so quick, it's hard to keep

up sometimes! ❞

#╰☆╮; ( interactions. )#pizzerxa #/ MY F R ED /#/ TOU CH ES /#/ F RE D D /

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❝ Actually, surprisingly enough,

the animatronics tend to have a mind of their own. Which I’m sure you’ve noticed, but… what I’m saying is, they seem to have their own personalities with one another, heh! Uh, isn’t that weird? They were programmed to like each other, but Freddy and Bonnie… it’s like they’re best friends. The way they act is similar and you can hardly ever see them apart, and that’s kind of a bad thing. Heh. Uh… It’s strange almost, how these characters can have their own fidelity. ❞

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#╰☆╮; ( promo. )#╰☆╮; ( self-promo. )#/ Lemme tell you losers about this Fred. /#/ And the SHIT we're about to WRECK. /

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