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jokes aside......i love heather..................not to be cheesy but im marrying them one day just watch
like this to keep the mutual :o iโm going to be focusing on people i speak with ooc and enjoy plotting with bc my dash is... a mess
THE FBI DO NOT KNOW ABOUT DIRK.ย ย like all citizens,ย ย theyโre aware of svlad cjelli,ย ย oxbridge graduate born to romanian parents.ย ย what they donโt know,ย ย however,ย ย is that like a handful of people withย ย โ heightened senses โย ย or abilities,ย ย he was being trainedย ย &ย ย made into weapon under the watchful eye of the CIA.ย ย they wanted dirk to become a spy,ย ย their spyย ย ------ย ย a bug in the system of other countriesโ defence systems and government operations.ย ย they still want him to be a spy for america but,ย ย after the break-in and incident at the end of season two,ย ย other officials now have a slight inkling as to what was really going on and what project blackwing really was.ย ย that being said:ย ย dirk has never trusted anyone that held a position above the police.ย ย it takes a lot to gain his trust.ย ย more times than not,ย ย he always thinks heโs being taken back in.
DIRK AND LAW ENFORCEMENT HAVE NEVER PLAYED NICELY. ย ever. ย law enforcement have never been big fans of his work and dirk never found much interest in listening to them. ย they hinder his work; ย they tell him he canโt do this or that because of this rule ย & ย that rule, ย but dirk goes against them anyway and he always, ย ALWAYS, ย ends up solving the case before they even get a chance to acquire the right paperwork to conduct any solid investigations ย โโโโ ย & ย THEY HATE HIM FOR IT.
think of this way: ย a less than qualified ย โ detective โ ย turns up to the crime scene of every case with no leads, ย no explanation or believable alibi as to how he even ended up there in the first place that doesnโt include anything detailing fate and his ย โ holistic - ness. โ ย in fact, ย he doesnโt seem to know anything. ย he canโt provide any credentials and nobody can make an inch of sense out of his deductions but he manages to solve every. ย single. ย case in a handful of days. ย you take him in for questioning and he makes even less sense than before ย โโ ย if thatโs even possible ย โโ ย and you get permission from higher ups to detain this strange man who calls himself a detective for another twenty four hours while you look into his background. ย youโre a few hours into this now, ย and you canโt find anything. ย the slate has been wiped clean. ย itโs like he doesnโt exist. ย you can find his name in phone books and youโve managed to find an old website that looks like it was updated about five years ago by a toddler. ย the contact details are all the same: ย DIRK GENTLYโS HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY, ย WE SOLVE THE WHOLE CRIME ย & ย FIND THE WHOLE PERSON, ย but before you can interrogate this ย โ dirk gently โ ย further, ย you get a phone call. ย itโs the central intelligence agency and they demand the immediate release of their ย โ client โ ย ย or legal action will be required; ย and it will not work in your favour. ย you watch him leave, ย you wonder how he can be so optimistic after being held in a cell for forty eight hours with a solemn expression considering he has just been accused of god knows what. ย something tells you that it hasnโt been the first time, ย and it wonโt be the last.
this has happened so frequently now that you forgot when you first started becoming suspicious of his work and when you began feeling anger. ย you havenโt had solved a case in monthsย ย /ย ย ITโS ALWAYS HIM, ย and you donโt know why it angers you but it does. ย it angers all of you, ย your entire team, ย the entire department and police forces around the globe. ย this ย โ dirk โ ย kid doesnโt listen, ย he fiddles with evidence, ย he talks too much, ย he does everything a normal detective shouldnโt.
then he lets slip that heโs psychic before hastily taking it back. ย you laugh at him, ย you ask him how the hell did he manage to get a job like this because the amount he doesnโt know and understand is stupefying. ย you shake your head, ย you drop the topic, ย you realise then that heโs just as shady as you believed when you first met him.
your co - worker later finds out that this ย โ agency โ ย is far from legal, ย that means you can take it down by force if you wanted but you refrain from doing so. ย youโve decided to be the mature officer at the end of the day. ย you still squint when his name is mentioned but you forgive ย & ย forget everything else.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โโโโ ย TO BAD NOBODY ELSE DID.
law enforcement, ย and i mean proper law enforcement, ย arenโt scared of getting physical with dirk should they clash heads. ย theyโre under the belief that he ruins everything, ย that he must have some sort of sinister connection to these crimes otherwise how else is he solving them so quickly ? ย threats are something that dirk is now used to; ย theyโre something he expects once he passes the crime scene tape and thus,ย ย they donโt really come as a surprise anymore. ย he would rather not get hurt but thereโs no way he can convince them otherwise that he has more good intentions than bad, ย that he just wants to help, ย so he sits back ย & ย deals with it, ย he only talks back to defend himself if he feels like he needs to and he almost always comes out of it with a bloody nose. ย on a good day, ย however, ย heโs forced to listen to snide comments about how he operates amongย other things and heโd take that over the former circumstance any day.
outside of officers such as tina tevetino ย & ย sherlock hobbs, ย itโs rare for dirk to get along with them but he tries, ย he finds itโs better to work in a team ย โโ- ย you cover more ground that way, ย assuming itโs not a case intended for one individual but other than that ? ย heโs seen as a threat to the system, ย a bug in their code ย ( ironic, ย considering heโs described as the debug function of the universe ) ย โโ- ย they do not like him !ย ย they never have, ย and never will.
just bc i feel like it and so every1 knows i love tammy @dikgoontle / @jazzzly / @psykiatry with my whole heart and would literally die for her so if any1 ever fucks w/ her i will literally end u (โ ๏นโ โฟ) but also yes sheโs an angel and deserves the world k thanks
good morning i love tumblr user @indefinal with Everything within me and iโd do ANYTHIN for them if they asked.... theyโre one of the sweetest people i know and they continuously put 120% into everything they do without thinking twice about it. not only that, but heather is also extremely talented n leaves me in awe every single day w their development of their multiple universes theyโve created. literally iโm just. iโm so in love and iโm so fuckign lucky yโall udiaiaoaoa ๐๐
SVLAD CJELLI.ย ย popularly known as dirk, ย though, ย again, ย โ popular โ ย was hardly right. ย notorious, ย certainly;ย ย sought after, ย endlessly speculated about, ย those too were true. ย but popular ? ย only in the sense that a serious accident on the motorway might be popular ย โ ย everyone slows down to have a good look, ย but no one will get too close to the flames.
โโโโ ย douglas adams, ย dirk gentlyโs holistic detective agency.
DIRK GENTLY IS SHORT SIGHTED ย but not severely so or to the point where he must require the constant use of spectacles, ย hence why he chooses not to use them although it would probably benefit him if he did so. ย this is because heโs afraid of being mocked more than he already is;ย ย he can ย ( somewhat ) ย handle being called every name under the sun for the things he says he is or snide remarks about his holistic detective agency, ย but he will not take chances of getting picked on for wearing something that he doesnโt particularly want to. ย few people know of this fact but itโs not hard to find out ย โโโ ย just walk in on him at 3am and youโll find him surrounded by paperwork, ย photos, ย evidence, ย books, ย the like and rounded glasses sitting on his nose.
[ย R ] ATSFINK.
โ ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย S ' LIKE ย WHEN ย ; ย you ย pull ย off ย only ย one ย side ย of ย a ย woodlousesโ ย legs , ย they ย just ย go ย round ย & ย round , ย round ย & ย round ย & ย round ย . ย . ย . ย theyโd ย go ย on ย forever ย cause ย theyโre ย too ย STUPID ย to ย know ย otherwise . ย ย โ
โย ย THATโS ODDLY SPECIFIC.ย ย have you done that before ?ย ย with woodlousesโ,ย ย i mean.ย ย itโs kind of mean,ย ย isnโt it ?ย ย they havenโt done anything to you.ย ย โ
DIRKโS SLEEPING HABITS ARE FAR FROM BEING SET IN STONE. ย he either sleeps too much that he misses every alarm or heโll purposely deprive himself of days ย ( and sometimes even weeks ) ย worth of sleep just to solve a case or fix something that he blames himself for. ย since the events of season two, ย itโs the latter and it only worsens with the more stress he takes upon himself in comparison to season one, ย where he fluctuates between the two sleeping patterns. ย because of this, ย dirk doesnโt have aย ย โ set โ ย bedtime or routine for himself. ย heโll fall asleep anywhere:ย ย on tables, ย chairs, ย floors. ย there are no boundaries for where he can and cannot fall asleep, ย heโs often too tired to even think about it and as a result, ย heโll pass out wherever.
if he hasnโt slept in a few days / weeks, ย however, ย then itโs really hard to notice any sort of difference between his usual ย & ย sleep deprived self unless you study his body language. ย heโs still chipper, ย eager to solve the case, ย but he slowly becomes more agitated and breathless, ย and more times than not, ย people will wake up in the morning and find him missing from the place heโs supposed to be because heโs off doing something else either to push the case forward or as a distraction ย โโ ย and he wonโt let himself sleep until he feels like heโs done what he needed to do or he feels like he finally deserves it.
DIRK HAS NO VALID IDENTIFICATION.ย ย he has no passport ย & ย no driving license ย ( well, ย not one that heโll willingly share ) ย and nothing else that might be a suitable substitute outside of his business card. ย this is because all of his identification is under his legal name, ย svlad cjelli, ย and itโs a name heโd much rather detach himself from due to its own connection with blackwing so he refrains from showing these documents to anybody.