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[dilfgomezaddams]

I hate when bisexuals on tumblr make posts about their lives and culture and experiences and can't get more than five words out before there's some annoying as shit person in their comments like "actually it sounds like you're talking about pansexuality 🤔 don't you know that [incorrect definition of bisexuality]"

which then derails the entire post into a debate about bi vs pan and in the end op's message gets completely lost and ignored

stop silencing bisexuals!

[toocoolforhole]

this trend of shitting on peer-reviewed academic studies in favor of tweeting “we already knew this was happening” is so soul-crushing. not to be an elitist cunt, but we have got to open the schools again. people genuinely seem to have forgotten that their personal lived experience isn’t indicative of the larger population, AND IF IT IS…… then you need researchers to support these assertions from a relevant data pool instead of a blog post from 2013 💀

[unbotheredmuse]

[dilfgomezaddams]

hi girls long time no see

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[whitager]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[bramcrackerswrites]

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

[cogcontrol]

all spies are gay. oh you can't trust anyone you meet? and you live behind a mask? and you carefully curate an image of yourself that is your armor? and you seek out others like you in seedy bars and you recognize each other by code? homo

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

daily affirmations: i am allowed to be weird on tumblr. i am allowed to post stuff that makes me seem crazy because it's fun to do that. no one is watching me panopticon style they are just following me normalstyle. i am allowed to be weird on tumblr.

[charliecox]

“This is Obi-Wan’s sixth robe since the start of the war” - Revenge of the Sith Visual Dictionary

[nydpeace]

the first cavewoman to eat pussy was so brave....they'd just invented fire didnt even have wheels had to lay it down on some mammoth pelt and STILL that woman had a vision and knew what needed to be done. and that woman? she is my ancestor.

[collectivenothingness]

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

[threedollarsdotcom]

theres no more jobs anymore. no place is hiring! theyve ended jobs forever and now we only have to play toys and draw

[tlirsgender]

Big Harma doesn't want you to know this but 99% of the time manipulative people are not smart they're just used to getting what they want via throwing a tantrum about it. That's it. This is baby level reasoning that nobody's ever corrected them about. Evil masterminds aren't real they were made up to sell more pop psychology

[tlirsgender]

I've known too many of these and they're not like rubbing their hands together plotting and scheming most of them aren't even aware they're doing anything wrong. They're operating on dog logic. It's a type of behavior you should grow out of when you're like 13 but Certain People can get away with it so they just keep acting like that

[quixoticanarchy]

the author’s poorly disguised unchallenged ideas about how the world works, what is natural, what should go without saying

[quixoticanarchy]

or sometimes just: the author's increasingly blatant racism

[caydencrypted]

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

[caydencrypted]

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[omnifuneral]

you have more degrees of freedom than you think

you can completely reinvent yourself in well under a year with sufficient commitment

you probably make at least one decision every day which will meaningfully alter the path you’re on if you change it

this is terrifying but it’s also maybe the best thing about being alive

as long as you’re breathing, there’s a chance