Sexy And I Know It

Noah Puckerman Lima's Biggest BAMF & Hottest DILF Seven Time UFC Champion WMHS Football Coach Versatile HUNG

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I’m going to be leaving this group, but if anyone still wishes to rp with me, IM me and I’ll give you either my indie or my discord - you all are great writers and I definitely hope we meet and write again :)

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Cameron: If im honest i got a red rope that would look perfect Against your skin Cameron: So id probably tie you the bed with your ass in he air  Cameron: then start to work you open with my mouth and then fingers.  Cameron: then when that hole is dripping my spit and you are begging for it ill fuck you till you cant even think of your own name  

Puck: Fuck, that’s hot. I’m on my way.

Puck: But I’m bringing red silk ties instead. Rope fucking chafes and I ain’t having that.

Puck: Better make sure you got that beautiful cock dressed up for me so I can unwrap my gift, daddy ;)

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Cameron: That’s right you and dad where best buds so i bet you know all about the family gift.  Cameron: well at least we got an understanding  Cameron: well fuck how does one buy a ticket.

Puck: Very intimately, but I’m happy to get a refresher.

Puck: Don’t worry, kid... I’m good with limits. Despite what people think, I don’t force shit on anyone.

Puck: Just gotta tell me what you’d do to me if I were there with you. If I like the answer, I’ll come over and let you hitch a ride on the Puckwagon.

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Cameron: Thanks  Cameron: we do got big dicks and massive loads  Cameron: Impressive but sorry not really into dicks more of an ass man 

Puck: You don’t have to tell me twice.

Puck: Not saying you had to do anything with it, kid, just showing what your pic did to me ;)

Puck: But...

Puck: Image

Puck: Don’t worry - the Puckerman Express goes both ways ;)

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5A

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Ever since Sam moved to Lima back during his junior year, Puck had had a fascination with Sam’s mouth - if only because he often wondered if he’d be the only one able to actually get his cock into his mouth. Of course, that was merely a pipe dream but the fantasies of having Sam’s big mouth on his cock? Definitely enough to have him hard everytime he was with Sam. And even if Sam couldn’t use his pouty lips on him, it didn’t mean that they couldn’t have fun - not when Sam looked as good as he did, with a cock and an ass like him.

“Damn, Sammy... your cock is still beautiful,” Puck spoke, kissing the underside of the male’s shaft after having pulled Sam’s pants down. “I bet it still tastes pretty damn good, too.”

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Cameron {12:25am}: You up? Cameron {12:25am}: Image Cameron {12:28am}: Oh fuck my bad wrong person 

Puck: God damn...

Puck: All I can say is that you definitely got Hudson’s genes - that’s a damn gorgeous cock.

Puck: Image

Puck: Definitely has me awake now ;)

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Smut Starters | M/M

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sinfxlmemes‌:

Send me a number and muses and I’ll write a starter based off the image! No peeking!

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@finnstahudson

If there were a cock that Puck absolutely loved, apart from his own, it was Finn’s. It was one of the first cocks that he ever explored that wasn’t attached to him, Santiago’s being the first after they had gotten high and drunk together, and ever since? Puck had been hooked. So to have the former mma fighter on his knees in front of Finn wasn’t exactly a new scene. Lips stretched around that thick cock, Puck groaned and pulled off the cock. “Bet I’m still one of the best pieces of ass you’ve ever had, Finnessa,” he teased, letting his large palm stroke Finn’s thick cock as he leaned down to bury his face into his friend’s balls, no doubt his beard tickling Finn’s inner thighs as he mouthed those hefty balls.

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@musicislifejean​

There had been many times over Puck’s life where he had wondered what it would be like to have sex with himself - to be able to see how good it would feel to be fucked by him, to be able to suck him off - but it was always something he knew would never happen. Being with Jean, though? That was definitely a close second. Not only was the man great in bed, rivaling Puck’s own skills, but he had a sizable cock that had Puck able to imagine that he was getting fucked by him, so he knew this was the next best thing to being fucked by Puckzilla. And after a few months of becoming each other’s regular booty call, Puck happened to know where Jean’s spare key was and he made himself at home in the man’s bedroom, kicking off his clothes before he climbed underneath the sheets, leaving them down just enough so that it exposed his hard, chiseled physique, an obscene bulge left in the blanket - and he wasn’t even hard yet - as he laid there and waited, wanting to have Jean unwrap his present.

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Starter Call!

Like this for a personal starter from Puck - and comment if you want something smutty ;)

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sebastian-clarington‌:

Sebastian rolled his eyes, walking towards Puck. “Oh please, Puck. You always act like the world isn’t yet ready for your cock.” He reached down, his fingers slowly trailing around the head of the other’s cock, thumbing over the tip in order to collect some of the other’s precum bring it to his lips with a soft hum. “It tastes pretty good. I guess if you promise to make me cum a few times, I’ll let you fuck me all you want.” Sebastian had always enjoyed Puck’s cocky attitude, finding the men who had this kind of attitude to be some of the best at fucking.

There were many people that had doubted Puck’s abilities at fucking - perhaps it was because he was usually all-talk, but the truth was? He was a fucking king at sex. And the trick was that it was because he didn’t focus on his own pleasure. No, he cared more about giving multiple orgasms to his partners before he even had one - though that was partly because blowjobs weren’t exactly possible with him. “That’s ‘cause they ain’t... They can say it all they want, but even the ones that take on Puckzilla worry if he’s gonna tear ‘em in half or ruin ‘em for other men,” he spoke, reaching down to let his hand find Sebastian’s crotch, palming the male through his pants. “And please... you actin’ like you don’t know my game... Trust me, I’ll have you a ruined mess ‘fore I even stick my cock in you.”

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chris-clarington‌:

chris knew the importance of keeping up on your health which is why he would always make sure that he would make it to the gym at least three times a week so that he could keep up with his muscle training. he was in the locker room, getting nude before he could get in the shower and he heard someone talking to him. so he turned and saw puck standing there and he smiled as he headed over into the shower that the other was standing in which didn’t take his eight inch cock to fully grow. he smiled softly and began to stroke his own cock under the water. “i’d be more than happy to join you, sexy.”

Of the families within Lima that was sure to have the biggest libidos, he knew which ones were at the top - there was his family, of course, followed by the Hopez’s and then, of course, there were the Claringtons. It was no surprise, really, given that Puck, Santiago and Sebastian had all been whores in high school, but Puck was definitely not going to complain - not when it meant he was going to have the chance to go at it with one of Smythe’s kids. “Good,” the former MMA fighter spoke, turning to remove his hand on his massive cock - no doubt one of the biggest in Ohio, if not the biggest - to place them on Chris’ sides, pulling him close so that their cocks brushed against one another, his cock almost dwarfing Chris’. “Now, how ‘bout you let El Puckerone take care of that little problem of yours, get you nice and loose before he shows you just what Puckzilla can do.”

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