and we didn’t even need to wait for 10 years to hear that…

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and we didn’t even need to wait for 10 years to hear that…
TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT (AS ALWAYS), BUT...
From r/conformitygatetheory on Reddit ⬇️
If we remember correctly:
⬆️ THE COLOURS ARE IDENTICAL??? ⬇️
OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG
so why is when blue meets yellow in the west in the tales of 85 trailer
okay so… byler canon?😋😋😋
33 dead 40 injured after the full trailer
Conformitygate thought - everything post volume 1 is Mike having a Vecna vision. Vecna giving Mike an extreme amount of detail in this vision and making it so that he perceives everything as happening in real time and then right after the epilogue Mike wakes up and is extremely panicked and disoriented because from his perspective he just lived through 2 extra years even though it's only been maybe an hour at most
And Vecna's motivation for doing this is that he's seen how Will's emotional healing has given him so much physical strength and he knows how emotionally connected Will and Mike are, so he knows that in order to break Will down his optimal move would be to break Mike first
ok holy shit hear me out WOAH
so I just saw this post:
creds to @nanas-basement for this theory 🔥
now it’s got me thinking,
In this post it’s saying how Finn has been the only one to practically interact with tf85’ and not the other actors (probably should fact check or js go through the posts later to check)
And Finn playing Mike, who is the whole source of this break the cycle of conformity, good luck Mike!, and being queerbaited (I’m pretty sure these apply here ?😭), is literally the exact person that we’re probably gonna hear something from. Especially because it’s only him who is talking about it.
now to add onto this theory with some of my own little thoughts and observations of what I read in the previous post. I had a thought that maybe, with all of the imagery of Finn dressing and standing like Henry (which I do agree it could just be stance choice and style choice but wtv), and him vagueposting with things like ‘wait for the horse!’ and things like that. Kind of strange right (but I mean, we’ve seen stranger things)
Maybe MAYBE, the whole tf85’ is Finn/Mike, being trapped in Vecnas mind, reliving memories from season 2, which would explain why they’ve decided to go back to this season in particular when it could’ve been any other one.
OR, instead of reliving the memories, he’s gone back in time or has just become trapped. And with Nikki, I’ve always had the thought about her being another spy character, that she’s actually just vecna being there to keep an eye on them and on Mike (or Will since she’s the one who’s supposed to help out Will in tf85’ apparently)
Having the whole tales from 85’ be a ‘theatrical release’ is also hella suspicious because of the ‘play within a play’ thing with vecna, which could be here as well, with it being a theatrical release and with the first shadow coming to Netflix soon (I dunno when) it’s all just so, aligned. I mean LITERALLY LOOK:
creds to @it-was-a-7 for this post 🔥
I don’t think that the IMDb stuff was real, like with the release of the titles and the run times being THAT kind of weird, and along with the runtimes not matching with the amount they said they were gonna release tf85’ in theaters too. (55 mins I believe). Especially with the fact anyone can go in and change it if they have an account. I feel like I’ll only believe the titles and runtimes if it was on a different platform that was official and can’t be edited by the public. Cause either someone thinks they’re so funny and suck a jokester or this is actually what they are (the titles and runtimes)(which I kinda doubt).
To wrap this up, maybe tf85’ is a vecna time travel (BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT IF REFERENCES TO TIME TRAVEL AND LIKE THAT ONE POST BY FINN TOO), and Mike is trapped or is there re-watching his memories through some sort of eyes of the viewer??
“Listen, as far as crazy theories go, I’ve had crazier”
Real episodes will be "trojan-horsed" for sure. Why is Episode one TV-PG and episode two TV-MA? And there is no way a childrens show has episodes longer than half an hour.
Wrap this shit up.
The Conformitygate brainworms were eating my brain when I got an ad on Instagram for the DVD and Blu-ray box sets of the entirety of Stranger Things.
It seems suspicious to me and it got me wondering, why?
Why promote and sell DVDs of the show everyone and their mother is upset about? (Other than the fact it makes money)
Well, as one of my friends rightly suggested, (thank you @calnori ) they could possibly have additional content in these DVDs, like they used to do back in the day.
Or, they could be hinting at a soft deadline (I will expand on this later)
Idk the ad made me Conformitygate pilled and I wanted to talk about it alongside some other stuff.
Does anyone notice anything weird?
No?
Okay, I'll tell you.
Release date: 27th July 2026
July? As in the 10th anniversary of Stranger Things? (July 15th)
As in the 4th of July? The date the season 3 finale was in universe? The date season 3 released in the real world?
As in July 11th? As in the return of new Coke?
July 11th seems suspicious to me (especially since Tales from 85 releases on 23rd of April) so we're going to unpack that.
I saw this comment on a post a while back (I can't remember what the post is about but I'll tag the user who made the comment because they flipped a switch in my brain @sterlingarcher23 - thank you for your help making my brain going into maths overdrive 🙂↕️)
(Please note, this screenshot is old 😭 it was taken on the 6th of March 2026.)
Anyways, the arrangement of the numbers made me think.
1 + 8 + 2 + 9 + 3 + 8 + 4 + 9 + 5 + 8 = 57
57 days from the finale = Thursday 26th February
-> already passed, not interested
1 x 8 x 2 x 9 x 3 x 8 x 4 x 9 x 5 x 8 = 4976640
-> too big, don't care, not interested
1-8 = 18, 2-9 = 29, 3-8 = 38, 4-9= 49, 5-8 = 58
18 + 29 + 38 + 49 + 58 = 192
192 days from the finale = Saturday 11th July
Pause
11th July?
As in the comeback of new Coke?
As in the return of Stranger Things?
Hear me out guys:
April 23rd - Tales from 85
-> The 'new gen slop'
-> The OG fans hate it
-> They want the original back
July 11th - Stranger Things additional content
-> the original comes back
-> more content
-> lovewinsgate is real
Other than the fact that July 11th is the return of the new Coke, it's also before the release of the DVD box sets and the season 5 scripts.
It seems suspicious to me and it got me wondering.
Maybe they're trying to give us a soft deadline?
Like a "Hey so you only have to wait until the 27th of July to get something! xoxo - the Stranger Things team 💛💙”
Also, the official pages didn't post anything about Will's or Henry's birthday so that's seems really suspicious (WILL IS BRING ERASED FROM THE NARRATIVE!! I yell, as they drag me into a white padded room...)
I've been thinking about this a lot, so I'm very sorry if I'm making no sense 😭 I probably sound like a headless chicken *sighs* 😔🤡
Anyway I just wanted to talk about this because it caught my eye and I felt like yapping <33
I want to call this newcokegate because it sounds cute 💛💙
Newcokegate <33
Anyways guys please keep in mind this is all for fun, please don't take it too seriously, I'm on the bus forever so I'd like to have fun while I'm on it <33
Also, happy birthday to my baby boy Will 💛💙 I love you so much and I'm so happy you live with your boyfriend in college and visit your sister regularly ❤️
Thanks so much for reading <33
Peace out 🫰💛💙
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SON
Will Byers, you deserve the world, more than what the d*ffers gave you. My son who is not my son but is still just like me. My favorite character, one that I connect with on many levels (along with Robin of course), one that I will never hate and will never forget. Will Byers you will be remembered by the fans even when your own creators choose to forget about you. We love you Will Byers!!!
happy birthday 🎉
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I'm filled with rage, too. The execution of what they're doing is flawed to the point of being harmful. When you wait too long for the reveal and commit to the bit of being heartless and mocking the marginalized fans, you run the risk of normalizing the behavior you claimed to hate.
By the time the real ending hits, Byler and queer fans and especially women and girls will still be treated like a joke. If the Duffers make a statement about bullying and homophobia and sexism later, it's going to ring hollow because of the way the cast and the finale shit on the fans for months.
Even if we get a gay ending eventually, people will roll their eyes and say the Duffers caved to the "girls with tails" (thanks, SNL) or just laugh because the thought of two boys being in love is so "funny" (thanks, Gaten)!
We suffer and the bullies won't give a shit. They got their half ass, good enough ending with a big wet MiIeven kiss and can pretend the gay one doesn't exist if they choose.
I want to say to the Duffers, look around! The world fucking sucks! We're already harassed and struggling, we don't need to be treated like shit for even longer!
People are calling them smart, but I say it's cowardly. They needed to stand up for us when it mattered.
!!!
They don't give a fuck about marginalized people, they just want to have their cocks stroked by the letterbox film bros around the world.
I think I said this somewhere before and I still stand by this interpretation.
The play, that they’re wanting YOU to watch, has a fakeout play in it.
It’s hopefully going to be shown for the GA when the play is uploaded to Netflix
(How the duffer brothers felt writing a secret play into their broadway play before uploading their secret episodes)
Oh my byler crumbs!