Not Really a Dog Person

The name is Dio Brando, and I will rule the world. Though I may be getting a head of myself here. In lieu of my battle with dear Jonathan I knew better than to fully underestimate a Jostar so I entrusted a loyal minion with one of my flesh buds that I imbued with a small portion of my mind. Enough that, should I fail, I could be regenerated from this bud if given enough blood to heal. Through this I could regenerate and be whole once again. Though when I regenerated I had to say goodbye to Jonathan's pristine body, I did gain the benefit of no longer being connected to the Jostar lineage, and therefore, I was no longer on their radar. I may not be at full power, but if I feed enough, I should be able to to return to some semblance of my former glory. This is a Dio Brando AU Rp account and I welcome comments and funny quips toward the character. Though it's completely out of my personal character, I shall try to be a serious and grumpy sounding as I can to try and be in character (I shall probably fail in this and end up setting others up for jokes, lol)

[angstmemes]

Reblog if your muse is trash.

[wryyda]

Dio’s Appearences in SDC

[ay-dougie-deactivated20150706]

voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”

[castielscheesecakehasmoved-blog]

"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"

[siderealsandman]

"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."

[jellybeez]

[reaperlight]

[thatsouthernasshole-blog]

All Roleplayers be like;

[yasminjadepaul]

Ask-that-fake-smile

[ask-that-fake-smile-deactivated]

Pretty much

[patervenator-deactivated2016021]

psa about rping with me

[pdlcomics]

Deception

[foodthatlookslikediobrando]

food that looks like dio brando: a gummy bear that had head transplant surgery

[foodthatlookslikediobrando]

food that looks like dio brando: banana man

[adhdpolnareff-blog]

[highdio]

[foodthatlookslikediobrando]

food that looks like dio brando: this angry lemon

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

[rohansgucciflipflop-deactivated]

this cannot have been a coincidence 

[tainted-sunlight-blog]

"Honey I'm home?" he said as he walked through the door.

I will be married for 3 days to the first person in my askbox who says “Honey, I’m home”

Jonathan had been sleeping on the couch, his book resting on his chest. He woke up when he heard the door open, tensing up. People don’t just walk into his house like that. The vampire sat up, confused when he saw Dio, and even more puzzled by the other’s words. Did he just say honey? Wait hold up, what’s on his finger? Jonathan frowned, having felt something on his ring finger…on his left hand. When did that get there? He certainly doesn’t remember getting that.

"Dio…what’s going on?"

[diosdecadence-blog]

Dio tossed the rest of the things to the side and walked into the living room to join the other 2. He gave Johnathan a puzzling look as he saw him sitting there. “I haven’t seen you this out of it since when we fought when we were children.” he said with a smirk.

"I won those fight by the way." he added with a glance at little Gio. "Your papa couldn’t hold a candle to daddy."

[tainted-sunlight-blog]

Jonathan held their son close, glaring up at the blond. “Don’t tell him such things…” He really wanted to know how any of this was even possible right now. It seemed Dio was completely ignoring what he said too. “Dio…I really am having difficulties remembering anything right now…”

Perhaps if he can get some sort of explanation, or even a photo album. None of this was making any sense to him.

[diosdecadence-blog]

"Well it's not entirely untrue..unless you count that incident in Windknights..." he involuntarily rubbed his neck at the thought, even though this body didn't have the old scar.

"As for refreshing your memories, I didn't see much of you last night after you called and said you'd be working late. After we got up and found you passed out on the couch, we decided to go to the park this morning." he sighed a little. "I wrote you a note to tell you where we were but apparently it was useless since you're just waking up. Always the bookworm when it comes to your artifacts."

[tainted-sunlight-blog]

"Honey I'm home?" he said as he walked through the door.

I will be married for 3 days to the first person in my askbox who says “Honey, I’m home”

Jonathan had been sleeping on the couch, his book resting on his chest. He woke up when he heard the door open, tensing up. People don’t just walk into his house like that. The vampire sat up, confused when he saw Dio, and even more puzzled by the other’s words. Did he just say honey? Wait hold up, what’s on his finger? Jonathan frowned, having felt something on his ring finger…on his left hand. When did that get there? He certainly doesn’t remember getting that.

"Dio…what’s going on?"

[diosdecadence-blog]

Dio set down the bag that he carrying as he stepped through the doorway “You fell asleep while we were at the park again. That’s what happened.” he said with a sigh as he stopped to take his shoes off. “I’ll give you a break this time I got to spend the day with my favorite little man.” he added just as little Gio ran past his legs and jumped on Johnathan.

"Oi! shoes!"

[tainted-sunlight-blog]

Park? What park? Jonathan doesn’t remember going anywhere with Dio. He was so confused, becoming even more so when the blond mentioned something about spending time with someone. He doesn’t even have time to register what happened as he suddenly finds a child on top of him. Very familiar child. Hold on, hasn’t he seen this boy before?

Jonathan just stared, immediately recognizing Giorno/Haruno. “Ha….?” He didn’t even know what to say, unable to recall anything. The vampire looked from the child to Dio. “Dio…” He put a hand over his own eyes. “I…am having difficulties remembering anything right now.”

[diosdecadence-blog]

Dio tossed the rest of the things to the side and walked into the living room to join the other 2. He gave Johnathan a puzzling look as he saw him sitting there. "I haven't seen you this out of it since when we fought when we were children." he said with a smirk.

"I won those fight by the way." he added with a glance at little Gio. "Your papa couldn't hold a candle to daddy."

[tainted-sunlight-blog]

"Honey I'm home?" he said as he walked through the door.

I will be married for 3 days to the first person in my askbox who says “Honey, I’m home”

Jonathan had been sleeping on the couch, his book resting on his chest. He woke up when he heard the door open, tensing up. People don’t just walk into his house like that. The vampire sat up, confused when he saw Dio, and even more puzzled by the other’s words. Did he just say honey? Wait hold up, what’s on his finger? Jonathan frowned, having felt something on his ring finger…on his left hand. When did that get there? He certainly doesn’t remember getting that.

"Dio…what’s going on?"

[diosdecadence-blog]

Dio set down the bag that he carrying as he stepped through the doorway "You fell asleep while we were at the park again. That's what happened." he said with a sigh as he stopped to take his shoes off. "I'll give you a break this time I got to spend the day with my favorite little man." he added just as little Gio ran past his legs and jumped on Johnathan.

"Oi! shoes!"

[miss-vortex]

Victorian slang terms you never knew existed

[alfred-f-jones-world-hero]

Rebloging for Crinkum-crankum. Must spread the word.

[meltingpotmess]

BITCH THE POT