Okay, a fellow Potterfan. I am 100% down for this conversation.
I prefer the fudge flies myself, one of the perks of living in LA is having the Wizarding World. I don’t think it shocks many people when they find out I’m a Slytherin. Though I do have Hufflepuff qualities too. I’d put you down for a Ravenclaw, I mean this as a compliment but you remind me of Luna. You have a very unique way of thinking that most people can’t achieve in their entire life.
What are your thoughts on quidditch? I’ve often considered this. I’d definitely be Captain and I’d try out for Beater. Would you find the Forbidden Forrest threatening? I think I’d be spooked by the wolves but- wait, I remembered that’s where the giant spider lived. Nope, fuck that. I’ll stay in the dungeons.
It’s so good to actually talk to someone about this stuff.
I just like the jellybeans.
So, wait, are you like, a snake? Or one of those lizard people Blaine talks about in his videos? Oh my god, is Blaine one of those lizard people, too? That would make so much sense. He’s just trying to cover for you guys, right?
I don’t know what that is. But if a forest is forbidden it’s probably for a reason, right? If there are wolves and giant spiders in there, I don’t want to go near it. There could be other monsters, and even if there's not, giant spiders are super scary.