ᴅɪʀᴛ ᴍᴜɴᴄʜᴇʀ !

older ! crish christiansen

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hey if y'all are ever embarrassed about anything just say to yourself at least I'm not wearing a skin tight captain falcon costume and being publicly gay for my mates music video

[videntefernandez]

So I was watching Hoodie’s stream and someone mentioned that they don’t show Crish because he looks like Robert? lmao

[lcvelymemes]

» send me ↕ + your muse’s height

I will compare your muse’s height to mine using this website.

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heyyOO

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skyPE TOO

[galleryofmemesnplots]

Send ‘hc + a word’ that you want a headcanon about my muse involving that word

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heyyOO

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i juST GOT KICKED FROM A FUGUJV SERVER FOr thIS JOKE

[anaisaarts]

cousins!

i made this and then realized that mary & damien being twins ofc means their children are also related!! they’re cousins!!! lucien is the Cool Older Cousin™ im so!!!!

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dad ! :

@dirtchomper ♡ ‘d.

       ‘   hey, buddy —- !   ’      joseph says as he swings his youngest up and sets him on his hip. he can still hold crish in one arm, and it often crosses his mind that one day he’ll no longer be able to. pushing some tousled hair away from the boy’s face, joseph smiles lazily.

      ‘   you get anything done today?   ’ 

crish can’t do anything but laugh at first, little arms looping themselves around his father’s torso. he then mirrors the smile, reaching up to make sure he greets the other with a smooch on the cheek.   ❛ I d - did all my huh - homework! ❜   he’s quite proud; he usually has to ask for a hint.   ❛ areee we gonna’ wh - watch a movie tonight? ❜

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@quietchristiansen​ / sc !

   ❛ I puh - passed my math test. ❜   crish mentions it in passing, sparing his eldest brother a glance away from the colouring book he’d become enthralled with.   ❛ what’d y - you do t - today? ❜   he was always genuinely interested in chris; unlike some people, who hardly bothered to spare him the time of day. he offers a dulled crayon, expecting him to help with scribbling in the lines.

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crish "i ruin marriages " christiansen

[blaireee]

@wxterwitch: ask and ye shall recieve

IM IN TEARS THIS CURED MY DEPRESSION THIS WATERED MY CROPS THIS PAID MY COLLEGE TUITION,

[opossuh]

Mary Christiansen, going into labor with her forth child: Well at least Joseph cant name this one some variation of his own last name again

Mary Christiansen after the pain medication wears off: He named my baby W H A T

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@eidetic187 / sc !

   ❛ hi d - dr. reid! ❜   crish brandishes a paper plate of brownies, each individually wrapped within a piece of plastic. it seemed as if they were meant for the church’s latest bake sale. one is plucked from the pile, extended with a toothy grin from the child.   ❛ me an’ my dad muh - made brownies an’ I wah - wanted to make sure you got o - one. ❜

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lucien ! :

“Yeah, thanks…” Lucien wasn’t going to eat this, but he’d humor him and take the plate… Well, he might drink the milk. “Do you cook dinner often in your household?”

   ❛ only whuh - when dad let’s m - me. ❜   which meant not often. whenever he was given the chance, crish liked to think he was quite the cook. he just seemed happy to share his culinary skills.   ❛ does yuh - yours let you ch - cook? ❜

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❛ I made you dinner! ❜ it’s two pieces of lettuce on a paper plate, accompanied by a carrot and a complementary cup of milk. he’s trying. he tried.