Dirty And Not So Dirty Far Cry Confessions

I know all your dirty secrets, amigo. Even that you find dr. Earnhardt the sexiest guy ever, that's ok. Just relax, enjoy reading these fuckin' confessions told by other bitches and tell them yours! Show me the definition of insanity Click 'MSG' to confess

[we-are-so-fucked-jason]

me, 10 years ago, playing Far Cry 3 and seeing Vaas for the first time

me, 10 years later, replaying Far Cry 3 for the 1100th time and still planning my wedding to Vaas

[nocturnexc]

Are you a Monster?

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘‘every time i see a far cry game, part of me hope it's gonna be the one where i get to be evil. i mean, don't get me wrong, being the good guy is nice and all, but just imagine if, for example, fc 5 turned out to end with the protagonist taking over the cult for themselves and you then take back the outposts from your once allies. would be a badass dlc or, heck, a badass sequel, if you ask me.‘‘

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘’Joseph seed makes me wanna touch myself like the dirty sinner I am.’‘

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘‘John Seed’s way of dealing with sin is to say “yes” to everything. So, by that logic, if I told him to take off his clothes and do unspeakable things to me, he’d have to say yes. I can already imagine myself screaming “Ohhh YES!” in bed with him.’‘

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘’I don’t know about you, but I didn’t mind getting locked up with Joseph Seed in Dutch’s bunker. My imagination is going wild, I’d enjoy being the snake in his garden and getting him to fall into temptation. He’d have to carve the word Lust a third time into his skin... ❤️‘‘

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘’I'm so gay for faith seed.’‘

[repressed-to-impress]

refusing to kill a video game villain because you have a crush on them is valid, you’re valid.

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘’I got a confession. I have such a huge crush on Jacob Seed, I want him to fuck me so hard that he mind breaks me, so Faith Seed has to be called in to fix me up again.’‘

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘’I really didn’t want to kill John Seed. Instead, I wanted him to tattoo “Lust” on my skin and then take me to his bunker to help me atone for my sin, in as many positions as he’d like.’‘

[starlvrd]

It’s fucking easy, man. Come on, just pull the fucking trigger.

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘’I'm thinking of writing a fic about Pagan getting into a twitter battle with Trump.’’

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘‘ FC5 isn't even out yet and I'm already having impure thoughts about Joseph Seed...’‘

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘’I've accidentally became addicted to a softer version of Vaas. And damnit, he still gets me sweaty.’’

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘’The amount of hatred I have for the Far Cry 3 antagonists is probably equal to the lust most of the fandom feels for them. In my opinion, all their deaths were too merciful, especially after all they put Jason and his loved ones through. Let's just say what I'd do to those fucks would make Saw look like Sesame Street.’’

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘’I want Pagan to use my back as a table so he can eat Crab Rangoon off my ass..’’

[dirtyandnotsodirtyfcconfessions]

‘’Citra has nice boobies. No homo.’’