Dirty Things That Turn Me On

NSFW ~ NO MINORS ALLOWED ~ TAKEN Dominant chick who's enjoying life who's into her fourth decade on this earth. Rock & Metal lover. While I appreciate the gesture, I do NOT take on online subs. Former proud owner of the one and only babyboy ❤️. Current owner of my precious, sweet boy ❤️ Exactly what it says boys and girls :) I do however have a HUGE soft spot for cocks. Love em! Flaccid or hard and everything in between.. Abso-fucking-lutely LOVE cock! 😛 Also, gay-stuff: nothing turns me on more than watching two guys. Unless stated otherwise none of the images belong to me. In case there is a copyright issue, don't hesitate to contact me. I sometimes work with a queue, just because you see posts appear doesn't mean I'm online. Don't by shy gents, show me your gorgeous little fella. Submissions of your gorgeous manhood dressed in lingerie most definitely get all my undivided attention. Fair warning: EMPTY BLOGS GET BLOCKED as soon as I see the new follower notification. The same goes for pornbots, minors and folks posting bestiality and implied sex with children. Needless to say I'll be happy to report your sick ass as well.

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Hi darlings,

First of all I want to thank you all for the many messages ❤️ I may not reply, but I sure as hell have seen them.

Today marks the fourth week my kiddo has been admitted to the hospital. Today marks the first month, in a long series of months to come, that involves my kiddo staying at the hospital.

Am I doing okay? No. I'm anything but okay, even with seeing a therapist multiple times a week. Truth be told, I'm drowning.

As a parent, the hardest thing I've had yet to do, is standing on the sideline and putting my child's care into someone else's hands. Nevermind the faith I have in medical professionals and their knowledge, letting go so to speak hurts beyond words.

Much love,

Dirty

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Hi darlings,

Quick update.

I'm well aware I've been MIA these last few months. Kiddo is still in the hospital, and today - together with the medical staff and kiddo - we made the arrangements for what is to come. In kiddo's case, prolonging their hospital stay and working towards making a full recovery.

These last few months have been long and tiring to say the least. I want to take the time to thank every single one of you who reached out. On here and outside of Tumblr - your support means more than I can say.

I'll remain (mostly) absent for the coming months as well. However, rest assured, I'll be back :) Just don't know when at this point.

Much love to you all,

Dirty.

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Hi everyone,

I don't know how to write this down. My kid is not doing well, at all. And I'm at a point where I don't know if by this time next year I'll still have a child.

I'm lost if I'm honest. I'm drowning...

I don't know what the next few months will bring and I apologise to those I consider real friends here for my absence - I hope you'll know who you are. I'm just not in the right mind to be social.

Dirty

[gardenxkisses]

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One important thing to add though; have safe sex! Use protection !

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Happy Valentine's, darlings !

Wishing you a day filled with love and friendship ❤️

[awalkonthelightside]

I think the colour and the black and white both bring their own separate vibe, and draw attention to different details. But as I'm so generous you can choose your own flavour!

[dirtythingsthatturnmeonposts]

Do I spy a new set?

And you're right, both have their own vibe 😍😍 I will not apologise for my current state 😋

[kkfromtexas]

Love doing this..... 😈

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My boy knows that if that was us, those pink panties would be soaked through 💦💦

[sugarcrits10]

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Let me rework this: edge a boy until he's drooling, and crying, and can't remember what his name is.

There. Much better.

[awalkonthelightside]

A blue mesh reveal

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❤️

[awalkonthelightside]

After I think what has been about 6 months, finally the proper camera has got a dusting off for something a little blue

I hope you feel it was worth the wait?

[dirtythingsthatturnmeonposts]

You're always worth the wait ❤️

[domwitch]

Straddling a boy and cockwarming him except I'm sleepy and I lay down on top of him and take a nap while he's still inside me and shush him when he whines and complains 🤭 I'm too heavy for him to move so he uselessly grinds his hips up into mine while I snooze 🥴🥴

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This!!

I love naps with my boy inside me 😍 Even more when he's been edged or ruined a few times and every part of him is so alive that the smallest touch or movement makes him whimper so brokenly and (read beautifully). It's the best.

[funbearer]

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Facts.

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Office Pet

Why don't I live in a world where having an office pet would is the norm. No, I'm not talking about the furry kind - although I'd love to have one of those too.

To have a human pet by my side at the office would be such a blessing.

No, you perverts, not to have him eat me out whenever I feel like it. There is such a thing as work etiquette after all.

No, the kind of pet I'm referring to is an actual submissive who's not only my personal assistant he's also my stress reliever. His workspace is next to my chair or under my desk where I can reach out and touch him whenever I need to center myself.

He's the one who carries my laptop and files, the one who makes sure I never run out of hot tea. He's the one that takes my calls whenever I'm unavailable. He's the one who makes me laugh when our IT systems annoy the fuck out of me...

At the office an appropriate work attire would be mandatory, on homeworking days, he'd be dressed in exquisite lingerie I picked out for him.

Don't you agree that having an office pet would offer nothing but benefits?

[dirtythingsthatturnmeonposts]

This, now more than ever, would be such a treat to have.

[uuuhshiny]

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No idea how many times I’ve posted this set to this date. It is however one of those sets that deserve an infinite amount of reposts.

Look how lost this lucky boy is. How downright beautiful he is - surrendered, high on cloud nine. The way he looks at his domme in that last gif will never ever not make me melt 💕💕💕

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I have to know; which of you fine people watched Heated Rivalry and thus has been to the cottage?

For those who don't know, Heated Rivalry is a show on HBO. It's an absolute must watch show about two queer professional hockey players who go from hooking up to falling in love. It's genuinely a masterpiece.

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[misslayaxxx]

Mmm just like that, hold on to me.

[dirtythingsthatturnmeonposts]

Surely this doesn't need any further explanation, right?

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Dress Your Boy…

Dress you boy in the prettiest lingerie.

Have him stand in front of a full length mirror.

Let him tell you what he sees. What he likes and dislikes about his reflection.

Unsurprisingly, the parts they like less will tend to have the upper hand.

Tell your boy, what it is you see.

Touch him - everywhere - as you tell your boy what you see.

Tell your boy how confident his hands feel on your body.

Tell your boy how that particular side of his chest always seem to flush when you touch him a certain way.

Caress those ugly scars or those moles he dislikes so much. They’re a part of his body after all.

Tell your boy how incredible he looks when he’s lost in you.

Sooth your boy’s mind. Help hem love every part of himself and you’ll end up with a boy that will blossom into the prettiest flower on earth.

(And before you say anything; you damn right boys can be compared to a beautiful flower)

Tell your boy, show them what you see for they’re all worth it!

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You can never brag too hard or too much about your boy ❤️

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Watching the news this morning and my blood is still boiling. Seeing three of the richest men — two of whom control major social media platforms —front and center at the presidential inauguration is absolutely wild.

Next comes the pardoning of those 'wonderful patriots' who stormed the Capitol. Then, as if none of this is bad enough, Elon's (totally not, of course) Nazi salute.

But what hits hardest is imagining what this means for my kid. If we were U.S. citizens, their identity as a non-binary person would - is - under attack.

Policies and protections that were hard-fought to ensure rights for LGBTQ+ individuals, including those for sexual orientation and gender identity, are now being rolled back under Trump's executive orders. It's not just infuriating—it's terrifying.

We can agree to disagree on whether or not men should get pegged. On whether or not pineapple is meant to be on pizza. On whether or not baby monkeys are the cutest animals on the planet. On whether or not metal is the best musical style.

But, agreeing to disagree on human rights? On basic human morals? On the difference between right and wrong?

No. Absolutely not.

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Thirteen days. 312 hours. That's how far we are in Trump's 2.0 era and we, as in the rest of the world, are all witnessing in real time what we predicted would happen.

1. Trans people are openly targeted. The 'T' in LGBT has been removed on official government sites. Active trans military service members are specifically targeted in one of his many executive orders. Gender afferming care for young people under the age of 19 has been stopped. DEI programs have been stopped in the military.

2. Vital information about vaccines, the LGBTQIA community, pregnancy in general and health care during pregnancy have been removed from the CDC website.

3. The creation of a concentration camp at Guantanamo Bay. And yes, I did say a concentration camp. Why? Concentration camps are used to detain large groups of people, often based on ethnicity, religion, or political beliefs, without due process.

In Trump's case it would detain people accused of being undocumented immigrants and people who indeed are before deportation. Add being accused of having committed crimes on top of this.

Now, because Trump's named it as a detention center, this means people could be held indefinitely without trial or sentencing.

So, do tell me, how it's different?

4. The start of a trade war with both Canada and Mexico. Don't even get me started on the amount of folks that still have no clue on what a tariff is, nevermind what the difference is between tariffs and import tax.

5. The end of DEI which stands for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. And with the end of DEI also ends therapy for veterans for example. Bathroom accessibility for disabled people. Elevator/ramps for disabled people. Maternity and paternity leave falls under DEI.

DEI goes way beyond skin colour or the equality between genders and yet that's all you narrowminded bigots are focusing on.

All of this is ludicrous and destopian, yet I fear there's so much worse to come 😥

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32 days. 768 hours.

I'm old enough to remember the socio-political impact of the 8 year long war between Iran and Irak. I'm old enough to remember the end of the Cold War which lead to the fall of the wall of Berlin and the reunification of Germany and the downfall of the Soviet Union as a superpower.

I remember the start of the Golf War, of the genocide in Rwanda and Kosovo. I remember watching the news in horror as the planes hit the World Trade Centre and the invasion of Iraq later on.

I remember the global recession after the crash of the housing market in the US and bankruptcy of multiple big US banks. In other words, I've been around. And yet, none of these events have created havoc on the global socio-political level as these 32 days in the Trump 2.0 era.

His preposterous proposal to take over Gaza, relocating millions of people in the process to turn the destroyed land into a luxer holiday retreat?!? Can you imagine, knowing how massive the destruction of the LA fires was or the passage of hurricane Milton, if Brazil for example or India or the EU as a whole would suddenly propose to claim those destroyed parts as their own and turn the destroyed lands into a luxury retreat? The entire US would be up in arms.

His delusional idea to turn Canada and Greenland into US territory - let's be real, he couldn't care less about its people. He wants the riches both countries have in mineral resources/oil and gas.

His egregious plan in regards to Ukraine; holding peace talks without including the invaded county? Demanding access to their minerals in return for military aid?!?

The list goes on and on.

I'm calling it; by the end of summer, we'll have witnessed a massive shift in power around the world. Sadly, not for the better.

We are watching the fall of the US as a superpower in real time. What the repercussions will be for minorities, people of colour, atheist and people of a different religion - I cannot even imagine.

What the repercussions will be for science, for the conservation of written history, for medical evolution and treatments will be unprecedented.

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One year. One whole year later into this nightmare of a presidency.

I wish I could say I was wrong or that I overreacted. Truly.

That said, I'm not :(