wtf the fuck

hi. zeynep/16/turkey/60% phoebe buffay/39% song lyrics/1% food

[bellahadidsnosejob]

[ottermatopoeia]

things she did twice: THAT

[2o6-blog]

[fuks]

[fuks]

did you see this yet 

[disappointness]

im so fun on snapchat

[thecheeziersnack-blog]

[bb8beepbeep]

John Boyega on what he was like as a kid

[disappointness]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[coffee--queen-deactivated202602]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[heliosv-deactivated20180626]

relatable.png

[blueeyeswhitedragon]

[jambandit]

gotta write a research paper for astronomy now whoops

shouldn’t be too hard tbh

done

[blowyourmindbabys]

[ayesh-a]

[disappointness]

the ps in ps i love you stands for patrick stump

[derpiana]

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

[gettingwitchywithit]

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

[unironicallyenthusiasticknitter]

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

[blindedbybooks]

“Work, you bastard!” I yell as my wifi keeps disconnecting