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I am going to fight you like a mortal and kill you like a god.

Lost in the sauce but the sauce ain't lost on me

Maybe water is just really really finely ground jello

Good man is just good boy but coded for the military

I'm figuring things out

Maybe not the right things but y'know what-

Fuck you, if you pronounce it JIF-

Jwiddy

Jyatt.

Live with your sins and your Jod

If blanket and bed continue to get comfy I'm gonna need some hostile architecture built in for them

"I cast testicular torsion" this

"I cast manual breathing" that

FUCK YOU, I CAST FUNNY BONE SMACK

My problems are MINE to solve and they sre the enrichment for MY enclosure

Fellas, is it gay to receive communion?

I mean, a man is literally inside you.

Heading to the Idiot Bastard convention and finding out I've been there the whole time

When I get hydraulic pressed and my body comes out the holes like those playdohs, I'll split and form more of me like mitosis

Silly is not a mode, it was a character trait I accidentally clicked at 12:39 in the morning and I can't edit my character anymore

Motherfucker if you're living on borrowed time, I'm gonna be the debt collector

president can't do something uhhhh call that executive dysfunction

Clownfish? Didn't know they made a fish out of you

I walk down stairs and my joints do a screenshot

Hwhat