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Kay - 24

[discoloverr]

Happy blackout y’all 💖💜

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

when u fall in the bounce house and everyone keeps jumping so you can’t get up

[swank-bc]

[animatedtext]

[briannathestrange]

i love using my turn signal like YES bitch you KNOW where i’m gonna go, you are WELCOME

[english-idylls]

Witches and Sorceresses in John William Waterhouse paintings.

[sunfortune]

you ever feel like absolute garbage and then take a nap or just have a snack or something and feel 20 times better and then just be sitting there like a dumAss like wow, you Really Do Need to Eat and Sleep to Survive……..Wild

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

Men get pegged as shallow a lot, but in my real life experience, women are more shallow than men. 

A lot of the men I’ve talked to don’t care if a woman has some extra weight, or is taller than them, or doesn’t have flawless skin. And even more men prefer women who don’t wear a lot of make up. (Not that I’m saying make up is bad, I love make up.)

I’ve noticed a lot of women, on the other hand, won’t date guys who are shorter than them (that’s a really popular one), or they have some other physical standard they expect. 

Yet we ostracize men who have standards and applaud women who do. Those men are shallow while those women are strong independent “don’t need no man” types. 

The hypocrisy is pretty amusing, to say the least.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Men get pegged

[mens-rights-activia]

I honestly stopped reading at “men get pegged” and I was like “they sure do”

[the-nerdy-autist]

I’m glad neither of you took the time to read one person’s opinion. What is reading comprehension or textual analysis anyways? Worried it might pop your bubble? Grow up.

[mens-rights-activia]

I honestly stopped reading at “I’m glad” and was like “good for you”

[frogmp3]

i’m so glad we all stopped at “men get pegged” i read that then immediately scrolled to the end of this post to make this comment

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[oddfilmstills]

valerie and her week of wonders (1970)

[theamazingatheist]

Hello, Tumblr. Come at me. I’m TJ, or The Amazing Atheist, AKA everything your safe spaces don’t allow.

Watch me get anonymous hate for this… triggered?

[realest-asami-requiem]

Sir this is a McDonalds

[theamazingatheist]

Typical feminazi shit, heh. McDonalds doesn

[kylesquips]

[dappledwithshadow]

Keith Haring Pyramids 1989

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[robotlyra]

[swordmlm]

jonathan van ness is braver than the us marines

[sunshineoptimismandangels]

[ohevoyev]

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

[ohevoyev]

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

[mjalti]

Every single movie with a crazy woman is like. ok fine but what did he do to her first.