Every forest needs a witch

Hello dear. Why, you look so tired! Why don't you come in for a while? [Semi-independent Witch!Celes rp blog, based in this guy's forest. Will rp with Canon, AU, and other fandoms!]

[discordicfortuna]

I have a feeling I know who you’re talking about. Unlike him, I can actually back up my claims. Would you like a demonstration?

Think carefully before you answer.

[chicagolighting]

Are you seriously trying to be all mystical and mysterious? Doing that cryptic shit doesn’t make me believe you, you know. If anything, it just makes you look like an idiot that’s all talk and no show. So, yeah. Go ahead.

"Wow" me if you can.

[discordicfortuna]

[Her eyes glow slightly]

You asked for it.

Vox parvum infantem. Ut tua ista vox est.

[discordicfortuna]

I don’t need to discuss my motivations with insignificant humans such as yourself. Or actually significant beings, really. I do as I please.

[chicagolighting]

Who the hell are you? “Humans…” What kind of bullshit are you talking about? You sound like that overlord-wannabe Tanaka. 

[discordicfortuna]

I have a feeling I know who you're talking about. Unlike him, I can actually back up my claims. Would you like a demonstration?

Think carefully before you answer.

[chicagolighting]

Thirty-five. THIRTY-FIVE fucking people.

Are all of you retarded or something? Why are you all HERE? I don’t even know HALF of you assholes let alone want to talk to you! This isn’t a circus damn it. And I see you there, Kuwata, don’t think I don’t. I recognize that dumbass goatee anywhere.

[discordicfortuna]

I don't need to discuss my motivations with insignificant humans such as yourself. Or actually significant beings, really. I do as I please.

[discordicfortuna]

4 mortals came visiting

And yet more hapless mortals stumble into my abode. Ah, but I am not without mercy, especially towards those who actively curry my favor. Certainly that which glitters is more than enough, but I’m open to more unconventional…. gifts.

[pumpkintanaka]

Mercy? Kukuku… I believe you are appealing to the wrong person. It is I who ought to be receiving such offerings, as my very existence on this earth is one of a cursed half-demon. You would do well not to make such forward requests to the one who will rule you one day, along with the rest of this spineless and conquerable Earth.

[discordicfortuna]

You...

......

[She throws back her head and cackles for nearly a solid minute]

Oh.... Oh my ... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Goodness, but you're an amusing one. The entertainment value alone is almost payment enough. Almost.

[rapmonjpg-deactivated20160817]

Guys, please don’t let me down on this.

Tumblr user SHSLSamidare may need temporary housing.

We’re not sure if it’s an immediate need, but her stepfather is contemplating kicking her out of the house at any given moment.

I’d like to have someone on speed dial if that happens— She means the...

[despairingdictator]

[There is a distant-looking Ishida walking through Monochello. He is carrying a gift of some sort]

"…"

Ishimaru stared at his brother, not sure how to feel. He would have shook and sobbed, but he had an image to keep up.

"…Hello, brother."

[discordicfortuna]

Ishida blankly stares back at Ishimaru, his eyes trained on his still living brother but not quite seeing him. Wordlessly, the newly undead handed Ishimaru an ornately carved wooden box. A black ribbon was tied around it, a perfect little bow square in the center. A letter was tucked beneath the bow.

My dear acquaintance,

Your dear brother has proven to be a most exemplary butler. As thanks for both his and your sacrifices, allow me to offer this gift of vision. You had such excellent foresight in enlisting my services, but a good thing should be embellished upon, shouldn’t it?

My dear butler should be returned promptly. You may keep him a while if you wish, but I do not believe you will find him to be good company

I wish you well!

Celestia Ludenberg

[despairingdictator]

Ishimaru nodded, swallowing down nothing but his tears as he tucked the letter away in his pocket. That wasn’t Ishida. But it looked like him. It seemed even more painful to look at him now than he was sleeping in the mausoleum.

Keeping focused on the box instead of his undead brother, he undid the box….

[discordicfortuna]

[Inside, layers of tissue paper were set on top of rich purple velvet lining, On top of that, two clawed, dessicated severed hands held a glass bottle filled with a red liquid. Inside the red liquid bobbed several perfectly preserved eyeballs. A tag hung off the bottle ith a simple instruction: "drink me."]

[howlwada]

[A very witch-shaped shadow seems to be falling over Mondo. A soft chuckle sounds above him as the person lays a heavy hand on top of his head] My my, what DO we have here?

Mud pies?

Do you want one too?

[bigbadbeta-deactivated20140220]

Mondo, stay away from that woman.

Don’t accept invitations from strangers, I taught you better than that, didn’t I? And you—

What did I tell you bout stayin’ away from my baby bro?

[howlwada]

[Blinking, he picked himself up and waddled his way over to hide behind Daiya’s leg, peering out at the witch.]

She offered pies, though! [He’s admittedly slightly disappointed.]

[discordicfortuna]

[She lets out an annoyed huff though her nose.]

It can hardly be helped, can it, when his so-called guardian fails to supervise him. There are al manner of dangerous things in these woods after all.

[She stares right into his eyes]

Some far more dangerous than others.

Would it not be madness to leave him alone? Or in the care of one who is clearly unqualified? I think so.

[discordicfortuna]

4 Neighbors came visiting

tanakasorcerer

arcadesheep

littlealteregosprite

steampunk-shark

I would have imagined the most of you would know better than to bother me pointlessly.

[Sighs]

Whatever. Tell me what it is you want, then be on your way.

[discordicfortuna]

4 mortals came visiting

pumpkintanaka

dreaded-divination

programming-despair

noddingdivination

And yet more hapless mortals stumble into my abode. Ah, but I am not without mercy, especially towards those who actively curry my favor. Certainly that which glitters is more than enough, but I'm open to more unconventional.... gifts.

[howlwada]

Well, wolf daiya because I made my suffix Wolf. but shush

My usual rules, but I’ll say it ANYWAY because you can never stress it too much—

Don’t use levers or time machines at all, don’t be a dick to anyone because pls. Be nice, it is only a game, don’t click for anyone not on your team, and don’t pick necromancer! I haven’t donated enough for the option of removing classes, so deal with it. 

No duplicates either! Unless it’s like, beta and chosen design or obv twogami and togami. AUs are also cool, considering daiya’s a wolfything

Taken: Daiya, Genocider Hagakure, Leon

[discordicfortuna]

((Twogami is also taken!

[howlwada]

[A very witch-shaped shadow seems to be falling over Mondo. A soft chuckle sounds above him as the person lays a heavy hand on top of his head] My my, what DO we have here?

Mud pies?

Do you want one too?

[discordicfortuna]

Why would I? My pies are much better.

Would you like to try them? They're back at my home. You're welcome there. Wanna go?

[discordicfortuna]

When you get your old eyes back, I can replace them with better ones.

[heymrporkfeet]

I do feel obligated to ask whatever is your particular interest towards me?

[discordicfortuna]

A need to satiate boredom, mostly. And you aren't nearly as painfully idiotic as some people I know.

[heymrporkfeet]

… Not requiring glasses is certainly the strangest thing.  I suppose there are some minor perks to being trapped in this body.

[discordicfortuna]

When you get your old eyes back, I can replace them with better ones.

[howlwada]

Yup. ok

I cant ban classes so pls dont pick Necromancers! 

Also, avoid levers and time machines entirely, pls and thank. Be nice, try not to be a major dickwad because even if its a game, it’s still possible to be a major ass and hurt someone. So pls.

No duplicates, and CANON OR AU VERSE DR CHARACTERS ONLY. Observers being silly is ok tho

Taken: Daiya, hagakure, Leon

[renkura]

HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE

[despairingdictator]

[There is a distant-looking Ishida walking through Monochello. He is carrying a gift of some sort]

"…"

Ishimaru stared at his brother, not sure how to feel. He would have shook and sobbed, but he had an image to keep up.

"…Hello, brother."

[discordicfortuna]

Ishida blankly stares back at Ishimaru, his eyes trained on his still living brother but not quite seeing him. Wordlessly, the newly undead handed Ishimaru an ornately carved wooden box. A black ribbon was tied around it, a perfect little bow square in the center. A letter was tucked beneath the bow.

My dear acquaintance,

Your dear brother has proven to be a most exemplary butler. As thanks for both his and your sacrifices, allow me to offer this gift of vision. You had such excellent foresight in enlisting my services, but a good thing should be embellished upon, shouldn’t it?

My dear butler should be returned promptly. You may keep him a while if you wish, but I do not believe you will find him to be good company

I wish you well!

Celestia Ludenberg

[discordicfortuna]

In which case there is a high concentration of oils in it, correct? That makes it even more useful.

Be grateful that the hair is ALL I want - I am feeling rather peckish at the moment.

[heymrporkfeet]

Is that so? I suppose I wouldn’t mind getting rid of the excess, and you are free to take his ‘legacy’ as soon as the first matter at hand has been taken care of:

Finding a competent hair stylist. 

[discordicfortuna]

Why do you care about that? It's not your body. Just shave it off. I can even do it for you.