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Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast concept art for a female Kremling character named Kressa/クレッサ (left), provided by Paon to Nintendo during the design phase of the game's development. Nintendo's character designers used this artwork to create Kalypso (right), which can be seen by their similar clothes and pose in the artwork.
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“And that, boy and girls, is where the Kremling species came from.”
You need a hug?
"You need a Tactical Nuclear Penguin, it's shaped like a beer. And more than hugging, I can drink to forget who gets into Smash these days when nobody the Mun requested ever gets in, not since Brawl. Do lemons have legs?"
would you like a hug?
"I'm going to need a lot more than just a hug. I'm breaking open a case of Tactical Nuclear Penguin... it's 32% Alcohol by volume, normally beer is only 5% or even lower. Pay if you want, however much you want... just shove it in the tip jar. I'm just going to keep drinking until I forget who I am or what I'm sad about."
What are you doing for the Spooky month?
"The same thing I do every month, Pinky, swallow sadness. Neko-Shadow's betrayal really came out of left field, and the Mun never quite got over that."
My cat’s actual name: Calypso
What she thinks her name is: Kitty, Lady, Noodle, Beeper, Snug-bug, Chunkula, Little Baby,…
You forgot goddess…
Dk is now 40 years old! Happy birthday!
If the original Donkey Kong came out on July 9, 1981, but since Donkey Kong Country (the first appearance of Cranky Kong) came out on November 18, 1994... then who’s birthday is who’s? Cranky is canonically supposed to be the original, so he’s July, right? But Cranky the character wasn’t created until the reboot, so he’s got the November birthday then. Or does he? DK lore is so confusing sometimes.
“I can’t believe how big of an idiot I am. I saw this on my dash and my heart skipped a beat, ‘Are we finally getting a new Barrel Blast after all these years?!’ but no. Also I forgot to celebrate the anniversary back on June 28...”
A freeze gun: Freeze the zombies then either smash them like glass or get the flip away from the area.
“Finally, all those bad puns from Batman & Robin will pay off! You’re not sending me to the cooler! Let’s kick some ice!
And just for the record I will be doing both, smashing and running on the off chance the corpses can T-1000 into some Mask-of-Flesh beast. The original manga version, not that censored anime version.”
My muse is somehow trapped in a zombie apocalypse world. Send an item to help them.
And see how my muse try to survive with it.
the-i-d-f-l-hq: "I decided to try and make it seem that you're sassy about being a pretty kitty. Still, I'm happy you like it!"
“Maybe I should turn off comments because it’s so hard to reply to them. Or I could just continue asking myself the comments like this, IDK. But check me out! I’m Sassy! And I’m Homeward Bound on an Incredible Journey! Although I don’t sound much like Sally Field... oh wait, I’m doing it again...”
‘Meow'gic
“Oh… you really are an artist! In that case, you probably should have used my happy expression as a reference instead. Because being a kitteh is grrreeeeeeeeaaat! Is Tony the Tiger still a thing? I know I’m always dating myself.”
Moonstruck
“So, you’ve been a zombie too? Raven’s stupid nephew, Etrigan, claimed he was ‘taking my soul to keep it safe’ while I took on Felix Faust’s undead army at Gotham University… but I’m pretty sure he just cast a spell to turn me into a zombie. I’m my soul, taking it is taking me, why would that turn me into a zombie? There’s no way flesh rots that fast. Plus, it was a human zombie… the same model as all the other zombies on campus. I hoped they were going to address this ridiculous inconsistency in the Justice League Dark DLC (which they gave away with a free character boost to 255)… but they didn’t.
A lot of unpleasant memories… but having the munchies wasn’t so bad, it’s more-or-less the same as getting stoned. … I probably shouldn’t have said that–”
“Okay… so why don’t you like Wendey Koopa so much?”
“Well, that came out of nowhere… unless you’re using some sort of magical/sciency device to listen in on other conversations, other versions of me are having with other people. Because I think the… uh… Joshiverse Kalypso just asked Shadow if he was ‘Wendy-phobic’ and I’m just curious, because we’re both scalies and yet he only flirts with me. So… it probably comes down to our personalities, or maybe it’s just breasts. Anyway, that has nothing to do with you.
Wendy and I are at that friends-slash-rivals stage… or something where we riff on each other because years of abuse prevents us from being able to take compliments seriously. So instead, we dunk on each other, as friends do… but in a playful manor. If either one ever takes it too far, we can sort it out in DMs later.
((For clarification, that is the ‘in-universe’ reasoning… I’m not about to DM myself to discuss things no one would ever see. I’m not that crazy… yet.))
“So Kalypso, What do you think of our little get together?”
“It’s fine. I just wish my ice cream--” just then the server brought the items that they had ordered... 5 minutes ago. Funny, it seemed like longer than that.
“Ooh, it’s here! And now to ironically judge the date based solely on the taste of this treat. Seeing as how it’s something you have no control over.”
"Someone wants you to shake the pillars of Heaven with them... meanwhile I want to take over Hell with you. Should be easy enough to get the suffering masses down there to rebel against Satan."
“Nah, bro, I think I’ll just chill here on Earth... or whatever planet this is. Is it ‘Mario World’? I heard Wendy calling it ‘Planet Odyssey’ once... but wherever it is, I think I’ll just stay here, on the mortal plane. As Billy Joel didn’t say: ‘Go to Hell with your own life, Leave me alone.’“
"What if someone were to...present one of these bells to you? Would you be interested in trying one?"
“IDK, are you an artist? Because if not, nobody is going to see it. Don’t expect it to be very... that thing with the knowing of the big words to describe complex emotions about the experience. Because I’m not very good at that thing... explaining? No, a better word than explaining.”
"What happens if you get a cat bell? Like the power-up I mean, not an actual bell. Then you too could be a meowgical kitty!"
“I could make a reference to some old, obscure German calypso band, but no one would get it. I’d imagine I’d get one of those mag--meowgical cat suits that change your spinal structure and let you climb on walls and stuff. It sounds like fun, but they didn’t even invite Daisy, and she’s much higher on the list than I am...”
Moonstruck
“So, you’ve been a zombie too? Raven’s stupid nephew, Etrigan, claimed he was ‘taking my soul to keep it safe’ while I took on Felix Faust’s undead army at Gotham University… but I’m pretty sure he just cast a spell to turn me into a zombie. I’m my soul, taking it is taking me, why would that turn me into a zombie? There’s no way flesh rots that fast. Plus, it was a human zombie… the same model as all the other zombies on campus. I hoped they were going to address this ridiculous inconsistency in the Justice League Dark DLC (which they gave away with a free character boost to 255)… but they didn’t.
A lot of unpleasant memories… but having the munchies wasn’t so bad, it’s more-or-less the same as getting stoned. … I probably shouldn’t have said that–”
“Okay… so why don’t you like Wendey Koopa so much?”
“Well, that came out of nowhere... unless you’re using some sort of magical/sciency device to listen in on other conversations, other versions of me are having with other people. Because I think the... uh... Joshiverse Kalypso just asked Shadow if he was ‘Wendy-phobic’ and I’m just curious, because we’re both scalies and yet he only flirts with me. So... it probably comes down to our personalities, or maybe it’s just breasts. Anyway, that has nothing to do with you.
Wendy and I are at that friends-slash-rivals stage... or something where we riff on each other because years of abuse prevents us from being able to take compliments seriously. So instead, we dunk on each other, as friends do... but in a playful manor. If either one ever takes it too far, we can sort it out in DMs later.
((For clarification, that is the ‘in-universe’ reasoning... I’m not about to DM myself to discuss things no one would ever see. I’m not that crazy... yet.))
