the bees deserve better

Parker | 20 | Queer | Ontario

[fatandbougie]

this man made his own version of the lion king with his new born. and is…. is that…. coconut oil he rubbed on her forehead. I’m done!!!

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

[once-delight]

He’s so intense and then the hospital staff!!

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[valleyguido-deactivated20110403]

[writing-prompt-s]

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I would read this

[ekjohnston]

OH MY GOD

[aaron2point0]

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

[artemis69]

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

[byjove-cannibalcove]

they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’

[sentimental-apathy]

It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.

[johnbeyonder]

[thesilverwolf7]

I never want any context for this ever

[if-the-moon-turns-green]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[cryoverkiltmilk]

winter is tough, but this is the price we pay for persephone being able to peg her husband in peace, so just accept it

[seventhstart]

I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us

[lets-catch-some-waves]

[lovelysuggestions]

The sun will always rise and dogs always be happy to see you

[gifsboom]

[justbadpuns]

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “uhm.. how are we meant to drive this thing?”

[tastefullyoffensive]

“I have been failing to get my comics published in the New Yorker for months now. Here are some of my favorite rejects.” - Phil Jones

[mittensmcgee-deactivated2018033]

These are fucking amazing what better stuff do they have that they gotta reject these

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[imthevideogameboy]

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

[rehfan]

Not all heroes wear capes

[theyellowbrickroad]

[scenicroutes]

#big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it

[ambivalent-peaks-deactivated202]

This explains so much about my life

[submissivefeminist]

I never thought I would reblog the Big Comfy Couch on this blog…

[nekoise]

Why WOULDN’T you reblog Big Comfy Couch on your blog?

[00oo00oo0o0oo00ooo0-deactivated]

That was perfect * claps*

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

[gallowhill]