C H R I S T M A S

It's beginning to look a lot like christmas

[unkindnessx]

"I decided to do the Cinnamon Challenge yesterday with my cousins and my throat still hurts. It hurts to eat! My life is over."

[disdaintwins]

"your dumb. Point blank, babe."

[morgantenae]

[barbpalvinz]

[dvlemma]

”Well you said guys and last time I checked I am still a guy. — Guess I will believe your words.”

[disdaintwins]

"okay maybe i said guys, but at least now you know i think you look cute with a hat one. It's a win win situation. You find out you look cute with a hat on and I win nothing."

[dvlemma]

”Are you saying I have an issue? — Watch your words. I don’t look like a tool with my hat on inside, that’s bullshit.”

[disdaintwins]

"i never said you did, in my defense you're probably the few who aren't tools and look cute with a hat on. Don't switch words on me Collin."

[asdfghjkl69haha]

[illxstrious-deactivated20150312]

"Oh well, it can be cool too."

[disdaintwins]

"not after i'm being looked for by the some weirdo who claims to be my dead father, surprised my sister doesn't do the same as me."

[dvlemma]

”-See! I probably laughed at you as well, but I understand you’ll fall with heels. I don’t get why girls torture themself with them.”

[disdaintwins]

"i don't understand why guys where hats indoors? I mean you guys look like tools. Just saying, showing affection in public is cute, but wow guys have issues."

[illxstrious-deactivated20150312]

"Oh really? Why do you do that?"

[disdaintwins]

"i don't like staying in one place for to long. It's suffocating."

[illxstrious-deactivated20150312]

"Sounds like…fun?"

[disdaintwins]

"i'm kidding. I don't have time for a girlfriend. I travel to much."

[dvlemma]

”C’mon, it can’t be none. It has to be one time.”

[disdaintwins]

"alright fine we were at the mall buying myself heels and i accidentally slipped on heels about 13 inches."

[illxstrious-deactivated20150312]

"Oh, he definitely is."

[disdaintwins]

"i'm into my pillows most."

[tiny-little-reveries]

[tatirodrigz]

[illxstrious-deactivated20150312]

"I am indeed."

[disdaintwins]

"isn't your boyfriend a lucky one."

[dvlemma]

”Oh no? Hm I think otherwise.”

[disdaintwins]

"watch where your going with that. I haven't fallen once in front of you."  

[illxstrious-deactivated20150312]

"I know that too."

[disdaintwins]

"aren't you just the whole package then."