For you, which breed of oupy Frank is? Either through the eras or just one breed
i’ve been sitting on this ask for. months and i’m sorry. i’m going to make it up to you i promise. here’s frank as oupy breeds through the eras. as a fun twist, i'm pulling exclusively from the akc list of smallest dog breeds
2001 frank is a rat. sorry. zero oupy. all rat
now that we’ve gotten that out of the way. later bullets era frank is a pomeranian. extremely affectionate with family, standoffish and bitey with literally everyone else. fluffy, pretty. extremely small. good at tricks, highly adaptable and trainable. a good family dog, really brings everyone together with their bratty energy.
early revenge frank is a chihuahua. i know men of small stature are often compared to this breed, but hear me out. chihuahuas are notoriously bad with children because they want to be the baby of whatever pack they’re in. they want to play all the time, and they can cause the most dictatorial drama, per pound, than probably any other breed. plus he just kinda. looks like one
later revenge frank is the most beautiful girl in the world. to me. she’s perfect. and she’s a jack russell terrier. this bitch will not shut the fuck up she will not stop moving she can jump ten feet in the air she’s never slept she’s the prettiest girl at the party and she will not give you her number because she has moved the fuck on. she’s insane. you’re scared of her but she’s so small you can’t help but feel she’s a little pathetic, too.
2007 brings us to pro rev. extremely feral. don’t be fooled by the shiny hair and sleeveless shirts. this is the rattiest frank since bullets, and for that we christen this era rat terrier.
bp tour frank is a roly poly. confused? watch the flw mv
hiatus/2009 frank is a miniature bull terrier. he’s ferocious and mischievous, and he needs constant training and socialization in order to develop properly, emotionally speaking. he’s high maintenance. and he looks. well. like that.
danger days pekingese. look at the hair. just look at it. sorry. i’m running out of things to say. he just looks like that.
2014-15 is a special frank era. he is soft and wears normcore outfits and he is trying very hard. it's his corgi era. friendliest looking guy in the world. if he walked up to you in an alley you'd probably hand him your wallet. he wants to be your friend so badly. you want to be his friend so badly. but if you mess with anything that's his he gets territorial real fucking quick.
patience frank is a pug. scrungly as they come, social and outgoing. pugs are highly adaptable, highly social, and extremely expressive. this dog is really cute and really really mean to his twitter followers.
2017 finds frank in his lane. unbothered. flourishing. he's talking with his boys again. he's scheming about ways to get his favorite band back together. he's about to take a nice long break from touring to write barriers (2019). he's a boston terrier. he's got his shit together. he's real good at what he was born to do (hunting rats), but he's a family dog too. handsome, even.
though he doesn’t have the impressive fluff characteristic of the breed, future violents frank is very much a toy poodle. poodles are wicked smart and highly trainable. they love you, but they’ll pull one over on you in a heartbeat. look at that face. that’s the kind of face that would lie to you for two years straight about whether his favorite band is getting back together.
blond pandemic frank is this motherfucker, obviously. if you have questions direct them to the wall.
lastly, return/lsdunes era frank. he’s a biewer terrier. whimsical well into adulthood, extremely affectionate with family, and needs a decent amount of stimulation just to get through the day. he’s very loving and he’s got, like, a lot of hair.
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