ur fucking funny

this bitch empty YEET

[bitcheslovepearls]

having time vs. making time. there’s a difference.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

*breakdances sadly* 

[sexanax]

dont catch feelings you’ll die

[sexanax]

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[angrytexastoast]

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

[nicolas-px]

please don’t call eyes “orbs”

[busket]

u have beautiful spheres

[nicolas-px]

 beautiful sight melons

[busket]

nice face balls

[dissgustang-blog]

stunning seeing marbles

[3141592653589793238462713826482]

*blows kisses at wifi router*

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[clramatic]

when people text you first but then don’t respond ??????! …..wyd?????? ….. what ya want??????

[just-shower-thoughts]

Teachers get paid surprisingly little considering the future of the country relies on how seriously they take their jobs.

[dissgustang-blog]

as a soon-to-be-teacher can i just say that planning a 1 hr 30 mins lesson takes like 5 hours o.O

[just-shower-thoughts]

Teachers get paid surprisingly little considering the future of the country relies on how seriously they take their jobs.

[suftlyy-deactivated20180602]

cant wait until i get cuddled to sleep every night by the love of my life

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

The moon has known me all my life

[lilldiosa]

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

[dissgustang-blog]

damn it really be like that

[shortvideosandstuff]

halloween costume

[spengs]

jESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING 

[mpreg-onceler-deactivated201604]

Me on my way to steal yo man

[gathiks]

YOU CAN KEEP HIM

[acidrainirrigation]

It’s Jolene

[tlbodine]

I love everything about this. 

[marithlizard]

Someone has showed this to @elodieunderglass as a horrible thing with legs, right? 

[elodieunderglass]

I could have gone without seeing it, really

[dissgustang-blog]

this is what nightmares are made of