[evilvvitch]

sniffing the bush and doing the flehmen response

[lykksalighet]

send cock its urgent

[persicis]

[scytheofdelphi]

[vallentiro14]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[f0restnympho420]

i was looking into my crystal ball and it showed me you naked

[cinematicmasterpiece]

brokeback mountain (2005)

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[evilvvitch]

don’t forget 2 drachmae each month, it’s a subscription now

[sacred-portal]

[primadonnadontkillmyvibe]

[pmamtraveller]

weeping willow

[lamignonette]

[priezpourlui]

[puppyboybl0e]

You can trust me around your neck I promise. I’ll be so normal and won’t bite you at all.

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[cherwallyx]