Distamonii

I legit list the login for my other account @distamoni so I'm starting fresh here He/They I write, I draw, I smoke weed

[distamonii]

I'm back bitches, after a month of my adhd ass not remembering the password

[uncertaininnit]

[supercap2319]

Wednesday: “Are you going to continue to lie to my face?”

Y/N: “About what?”

Wednesday: “How Tyler is hiding like a spineless coward in your bathroom and he’s probably naked isn’t he?”

Y/N: “How do you know all this?”

Wednesday: “I didn’t. You just confirmed my suspicions and Enid owes me fifty bucks.”

[distamonii]

There's this specific Five Hargreeves x GN (possibly Fem but hopefully not) fic that I found once and cannot find again. It takes place in s3, the reader and 5 sneak off to the bathroom to makeout after I think the wedding, anyways its cute. It e ds with them being interrupted by Klaus.

[fanboygarcia]

I say this with my whole chest, write that daydream. Write the fic you think no one will care about. Publish the story you wrote at 2am because you had a middle of the night spark of inspiration.

No matter how insignificant or niche or obscure you think your words may be, write and post it anyways if you’re proud of it. You can’t know how people will react to it until you do so and you may just be surprised at the response you receive.

[kate-spring]

[numberfiveenterprises]

the robe five wears in season 3 makes him look like a raging homosexual and im tired of not letting my voice be heard...

[distamonii]

He's gay because I said so

[thecryptkeeper]

diagram of my tummy

[distamoni]

Mood

[she-who-fights-and-writes]

In my opinion, found family is so much funnier when it’s more like “these losers hold me hostage and won’t leave me alone”

[actualtimetravelingcat]

[jullietew]

umbrella academy is like netflix's middle child-funny,gay and overlooked ...

[fivestrauma-deactivated20230106]

why are five x fem!reader fanfics always the fuckin same? like the reader is number 8, she loves him even after he's lost in time / she follows him into the apocalypse, reader is the only one that understands vanya, and it's lowkey incest, etc. WHERE IS THE FLAVOUR? SAME GOES FOR FIVE X MALE!READERS, I SEE YOU GUYS AND YOUR STORYLINES..

[c0ffeeb1ack]

scrolling through the tua tag and happening across a bunch of five x reader posts like

[adhd-winterfalcon]

can you tell i hate that ship /s

[steviesbicrisis]

This is how I know my timeline is a safe space

[wallywestfest]

So grumpy all the time, little grumpy old man 🙏

[distamonii]

Beautiful grumpy man

[distamonii]

New account. Same chaos

[distamoni]

REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED AS I'M TAKING BREAK FROM WRITING DUE TO EXTREMELY POOR MENTAL HEALTH

As of now I'm going to be taking fic requests! Took me long enough I know.

Male reader only!

I will do:

Stranger things

Eddie Munson

Steve Harrington

Billy Hargrove

Will Byers

Mike Wheeler

Dustin Henderson

Lucas Sinclair

Jonathan Byers

Platonic! Robin Buckley

Umbrella academy

Luther Hargreaves

Diego Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Five Hargreaves

Ben Hargreaves

Viktor Hargreaves

One of us is lying

Nate Macaulay

Cooper Clay

Simon Kelleher

[distamonii]

THIS ACCOUNT IS NO. LONGER IN USE AS I LOST THE LOGIN LMAO