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illustration commission for @jen-kellen: a pact being made between a scoundrel and a helpless genasi in the faewild, but for whose benefit really? com info

jef-jaxon

I’m at In-N-Out waiting for a friend. ‘Drawing dinosaurs as usual, headphones on. Two construction workers walk by and one says, “bro that’s good.” Headphones come off, “thanks.” “No really bro, that’s really good .” He taps my sketchbook. This is, now, IN-N-Outosaurus, liked by that one construction worker in Mountain View.

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

theomnipotentfox

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

heres-to-all-that-is-mine

Matching shirts idea

bramblepatch

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

bramblepatch

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

abstrusetheorist

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

starrynet

that’s his little guy!!

littleguysdaily

I wish I had what they have...

sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

twistcmyk

A Mutual Understanding Between Nerds

whompthatsucker1981

bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

mothmanliveshere

hey op good news

luseefoxee13

Great news even

anormaladn

Werepterosaur concept (2020)

I stand by the weird choice of em keeping their human ears. Werecreatures are good when they keep uncanny human features

homoidiotic

Transgender dilfs

alphahobo123

The Ice maker makes fancy ice

snailcomicz

Sound ON

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it