Okie Dokie

[babynapa]

[niceinchnails]

Whats a girl gotta do to be a boy around here

[babynapa]

[utopians]

we all get so worn down abt leonard cohen's hallelujah bc of how much it's played but it really does have the best lyrics of any song ever

[utopians]

baby I've been here before I knew this room I've walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew you and I've seen your flag on the marble arch and love is not a victory march it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

[electricpurrs]

it keeps happening

[morphdoll]

when cats sniff u they are saying smello

[chromorbid]

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

[constable-frozen]

??!!

[justlookatthosesausages]

Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

[doubleca5t]

[saiyaman-deactivated20231010]

dr. seuss was racist :/

AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERENT?

[saiyaman-deactivated20231010]

i know it's funnier without context but here's the context if anyone needs it

[neenarchive]

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

[sirsparklepants]

Marathoned a show with a friend tonight and felt compelled to make this

Hope this clears things up

[kienava]

no more questioning who we’re talking to when we say “girl help.” it’s carly rae jepsen

[grimeclown]

The natural state of a girl is enjoying a delicious burger. If your girl seems distressed or antsy in other situations, just make sure you get her back to that state as quickly as possible.

[the-bakeneko]

Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner: doctor, I have depression

Kevin “Defunctland” Perjurer: go see the great clown Michael Eisner. He sucks shit and he knows it. He’s so bad at running a theme park he makes me roar with laughter. He cries at board meetings because he knows he’s nothing.

Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner: but doctor–

Kevin “Defunctland” Perjurer: I know who you are

[arunima]

obsessed with youtubers who just recount the plot and call it an analysis. yeah bro i was there

[millenianthemums]

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

[sistertaxon]

butch lesbians. you agree. reblog.