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“Hope I die and get reincarnated as Ben's tooth brush”

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Me when I’m a bender

Said by a bender

why have i just paid £8.40 to hear three gays speak

- abt paying for the brain rot episode w jed and ryan

@all-american-prophet u deserve credit for this one

“If u celebrate the platinum jubilee does that make it the platty jewbs”

“The D in Dean Maynard stands for DILF actually”

“Nah Joseph Smith was probably just ripped as fuck”

“Joseph Smith must have been fiiiiiiiine as fuck and a master male manipulator to get people to believe this because what the fuck”

“When is it my turn to be happy?

“When you’re of legal age.”

“You’ve heard of Mormonism, now get ready for twinkism”

“Do you think we’re like the only ones using the live chat missionary website???”

Jesus and Moroni can’t wake me up but three cups of coffee sure can

somehow not said by kevin price but in the gc instead

Post nut clarity but Mormons

from the gc

until I got into BoM I thought Salt Lake City was in South Africa because there's a city there called Salt Lake...

from the gc

APAB (assigned price at birth)

from the gc

I have McKinley and Price's repressed gayness and Arnold's autism 🤩

from the gc

aka a gc with a superiority complex