My words are my bullets

Daniel.23.Police Officer Beer drinker, chronically single, lover of antiques, good with a gun.

[theboxofevil-blog]

Sure about that?

[djcavanagh]

Huh?

[djcavanagh]

hammeredhayden:

It’s really not. 

Police just happen to do things by the book. Skirting around the law is exactly what helps many people not get caught. 

I’m fairly certain that’s why there is a distinction between criminals and people who enforce laws.

[djcavanagh]

hammeredhayden:

I’m really good at not getting caught. Once you learn how the police work, it’s pretty simple.

Sounds like a challenge if I’ve ever heard one.

[djcavanagh]

hammeredhayden:

No, I’ve never been arrested. 

I find that statement bloody hard to believe.

Even Dave here has been arrested.

[djcavanagh]

hammeredhayden:

Don’t have to look so bloody put out about it.

I’m not put out, I’m just trying to think if I’ve ever arrested you before.

[djcavanagh]

hammeredhayden:

Oh, probably the kind of blokes that used to get sent after us. 

Probably, yeah.

[djcavanagh]

hammeredhayden:

Yeah, sure. I’ll take a free beer.

What do you do then as a not specialist? 

Traffic stops, petty theft, those sorts of things. Things you probably think about when you hear about cops in London. Not arses like Cavanagh.

[djcavanagh]

hammeredhayden:

Well, it’s a good thing I just don’t like all police indiscriminately. Specialist or not. I like to be fair when it comes to that sort of thing, see? 

And I like to be fair when it comes to buying drinks. This next round is on me, you don’t seem the sort to pass up a free beer.

[djcavanagh]

hammeredhayden:

Another cop, huh. 

DJ here was too good for us regular cops, though. Prick had to go and be a specialist. What sort of shite is that, even?

[djcavanagh]

hammeredhayden:

I wasn’t caught. I said so out loud. You can hardly count that as being caught. 

Don’t worry. We’re not mates. You can keep h im. 

Hayden, this is my mate, Dave, he’s on the police force with me.

Cheers.

[djcavanagh]

hammeredhayden:

Don’t worry, you both sound like pricks from here. 

At least I wasn’t the one caught grabbing a bag of crisps.

Are the pair of you mates or something? I’m hurt, DJ, that’d you’d ever befriend anyone other than me.

[djcavanagh]

You’re a prick.

You’re just pissed because you know I’m right. As usual.

[harryshumjr]

[djcavanagh]

vicissitudesofvaughan:

Sure. For a date you didn’t even know  you were having.

[djcavanagh]

vicissitudesofvaughan:

And I’m sorry for that. I am. Doesn’t mean you have to blame it on yourself to spare my feelings. I’m fine.

I’m going to go now. 

Jaymie.

That was the best date I’ve had in a while.

[djcavanagh]

vicissitudesofvaughan:

Yeah?

Jaymie, the last girlfriend I had was five years ago. She was killed by a drunk driver after the pair of us got into a fight.

There’s nothing wrong with you, there’s just something wrong with me.

[djcavanagh]

vicissitudesofvaughan:

You know what? I’m just going to leave. Just forget everything I said and– yeah, I’ll see– or not– anyway– yeah–

Wait.