[superorganza]

this is the content i signed up for

[lrscore]

brain: eat the sand!! its so pretty!

me: what no thats a bad idea?? why would i do that??

brain: cronch cronch

[brassparker]

my grams just called me TWICE because tr*mp’s interrupted her soap operas for like the fifth time with a press conference and she’s officially had it. there’s gonna be a revolution of elderly black women who can’t watch young and the restless because tr*mp stay butthurt.

[brassparker]

update: my grams just called me at work because tr*mp interrupted her young and the restless. “i don’t know why they gotta turn off my stories just so he can lie. he knows he doesn’t treat jewish people right. he wasting folks’ time. i wanna see if phyillis gonna kiss billy.” she’s this close to calling her representative.

[brassparker]

update: … i just heard a voicemail on my phone. he’s interrupting y&r again? “he doesn’t know what to do, honey. why is he talking about airplanes? EVERY. DAY. sick of this man. i turned it off and got my word search. he better be off before bold and the beautiful, i know that much.”

[brassparker]

plot twist: grams is totally fine with the comey hearings interrupting y&r. “honey, if it gets that man impeached, i can miss a day.”

[hannibalmontanibal]

so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he didn’t think he was breathing and so my mom rushed a few ambulances out and directed him on how to give cpr over the phone and the man told my mom that his son was breathing again and my mom was so pleased but then once the ambulances got there they radioed in asking for a psych eval because apparently the man had been giving cpr to a cantelope

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[chicken-fingers]

thats scary i hope theyre okay in there

[srrybabe]

for this pride month, let’s crack open a cold one with the gays

[ageathas]

guys google it it’s real

[ukulelee-screamo]

my mood is tyler trying to end his livestream

[dilfnipples]

my mom sent me this at midnight

[colormush]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

[sterlingkato]

I can’t not reblog this. I tried… impossible. 

[petermorwood]

That looks like a cat who has seriously overdone the celebratory catnip.

[xmidnightlights]

TWENTY ONE PILOTS WON THE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

TWENTY ONE PILOTS WON THE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

TWENTY. ONE. PILOTS. WON. THE. ACHIEVEMENT. AWARD

13,224,373 MILLION FUCKING VOTES YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT WE DID THAT

WE. DID. THAT

A WIN WELL DESERVED FOLKS WE DID IT IM CRYING

ALL THE STRESS PAID OFF, WHO WANTS TO CELEBRATE

[lagonegirl]

white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

[mossyphantom]

rb if u wanna fuckin kill yourself

[djksfjksdhkfds]

Check olivers blog

i don't need the toxicity in my life but thank you

[thebootydiaries]

this is why i blocked my brother on facebook

[shenori-deactivated20170728]

Why the Tumblr app and I are so similar:

extremely slow at everything

does it’s job but just barely

freaks out under pressure

makes simple things hard

[mimikyu-chwan]

• crashes even when not doing anything