Doc Eternal's Home for Wayward Bastards

Random. My girlfriend (Caffeinatrix) made me get this because I kept stealing her phone to look at her dashboard. I'm likely going to just post whatever the hell I want, though I will try to keep it on the tamer side.

[darlingtheyfoundthebody]

[glycdiallan-deactivated20220127]

Emily Carroll

[thelibrarina]

I reblog this every time I see it, because the part that makes this so horrific to me, is that the room is a direct callback to Goodnight Moon. It takes this memory of safety and security and turns it directly upside down and I love it.

[bercon]

(via My favorite D&D story)

[falco-lombardis-guyliner]

@taciturn-metronome

[mx-metronome]

@mlarayoukai

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

[tabletop-rpgs]

I have reblogged this before and will again.

[andrewbiird]

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

[polyhorde]

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

[agent-absinthe]

These make me so happy

[missredherring]

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

[bilesandthesourwolf]

if i might add:

[echo-merc-of-greed]

KELLAN HAS “FOR SALE” PAINTED ON HIM I HAVE A LITERAL FUCKING NOSE BLEED

Give him to me

[foodffs]

DULCE DE LECHE NO CHURN ICE CREAM

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[ankle-beez]

Looney Tunes Show wasn’t fucking around

[grimphantom2]

This is one of those moments you WISH they made a season 3.

[ck-blogs-stuff]

Jesus Christ…

[justpidgance]

WHAT WAS THAT

[untitled84844]

The circle of shame.

The Nat1 killed our beloved pacifist sailor. R.I.P. Arnaud.

[shamethedice]

**a darkly colored d20 shows a 1, surrounded by 14 d6 that show an array of 2, 3, 5, and 6**

[steampunktendencies]

Alex Chinneck Transforms An Antique Grandfather Clock Into A Flexible Sculpture 

[bob-belcher]

[tinderventure]

All of the above

[grawly]

I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi

this is really fucking funny to me idk why

[ostolero]

this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.

[grawly]

you guys are killin me here

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.

[grawly]

[netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz]

But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand

[grawly]

[m0gg3t-deactivated20231129]

The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it

[grawly]

[grawly]

HOLY SHIT

[smellyoldblanket]

Pepsident Evil

[dykejindosh]

@redesignurlogo

[shelgon]

This dude is Ash’s Dad or he survived Voldemort twice

[sixthrock]

imagine finding out your dad abandoned you for twenty years to go to Hawaii and get a job making tiny cars for bugs

[everydaymalakia]

they divorced and Mr.Mime is Ash step dad 

[kingjem]

is this meme dead yet?

[finedining]

Skillet Salisbury Steak

Ingredients

Salisbury Steak

1 pound ground beef

½ cup bread crumbs

2 Tablespoons ketchup

1 Tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

1 teaspoon mustard powder

1 egg

2 Tablespoons butter

Gravy

1 tablespoon olive oil

6 ounce mushrooms

½ large onion sliced

2½ cups beef broth

2 Tablespoons ketchup

2 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce

1 Tablespoon cornstarch

1 Tablespoon water

Directions

In a medium sized mixing bowl add the ground beef, bread crumbs, ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, mustard powder, egg, and salt and pepper. Mix with your hands until just combined and shape into 4 oval patties.

Heat the butter in a medium sized skillet over medium high heat. Add the patties and cook until the sides are slightly crisp and cooked throughout. Remove and set aside on a plate.

Add the olive oil to the pan with the mushrooms and onion and cook until tender. Set aside on a plate.

To make the gravy: Add the beef broth, ketchup, Worcestershire sauce to the skillet. In a small bowl add the cornstarch and water creating a slurry. Whisk it into the gravy and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to medium low and add the mushrooms, onions, and patties back to the skillet. Allow to simmer until the gravy starts to thicken. Salt and pepper to taste. Serve over mashed potatoes and peas and garnish with fresh parsley if desired.

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Cookies and Cream Ice Cream Cake

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[starsandsupernovae]

insp [x]

[avadcniels]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[intersectionalism]

“Here’s a pretty unbelievable story: Laurie Holden is an actress who plays Andrea on “The Walking Dead,” but she isn’t just an actress. Holden also works as a human rights activist with a group called Operation Underground Railroad. It’s an organization run by an ex-CIA agent named Tim Ballard that works to take down unsavory human traffickers and the like. So, Holden and the group went down to Colombia to try to take down a group of men who were trafficking in underage prostitutes. Ballard, Holden and co. ingratiated themselves into this group and set up an elaborate party in an effort to catch these men in the act….” Adam Pliskin, Elite Daily 

“For months, the group put together a massive sting operation in cooperation with Colombian authorities. They each had an elaborate cover story. Ballard’s story was that he was the best man in a wedding back in the U.S. and was looking to hire several underage prostitutes for a big bachelor party in Cartagena. The cover was meant to lure the sex traffickers into a setup so that Ballard and his team could rescue the girls, many of whom were under 18. … In order for Colombian officials to prosecute the sex traffickers, they have to catch them exchanging money for the girls on tape. … Holden’s job was to “keep [the traffickers] occupied by the pool area while Ballard and the undercover officers worked to catch the traffickers on tape exchanging money.” Candace Smith and Aristides Pinedo-Burns, ABC News 

“When the traffickers agree on camera to to pimp out the underage girls and the money is exchanged, the cops move in to make the arrests.  During the ordeal Holden works with social workers to comfort the girls, who fear they’re the ones who will be in trouble and that they won’t be paid. Holden is clearly heartbroken when interviewed after the fact. But she should also be extremely proud of her work.” Ian Cervantes, Complex

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[loseurself]

a godess in our midst 

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wow wow wow