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@doctor-scales
[[OOC]]
Did that character meme that's been going around in the ESC!
Time Basilisk Trouble
[[Extremely long-ass story below the cut! CW for violence and like, psychic torture I guess? Not really sure how to describe it but Liz's brain experiences the horrors at one point]]
TLDR Version: Liz encounters a time-traveling monster in the prehistoric past. Hijinks ensue.
What’s your opinion on Tyranids, Zerg, and/or Trollocs?
Never heard of 'em!
- Dr. Scales
Just got back from watching Jurassic World: Rebirth.
Fun movie! Way better than the previous three Jurassic Worlds! Kind of reminded me of some of my own adventures in gathering prehistoric DNA!
I'm way better at making hybrids than InGen is though, mine are way cooler! Also I wish more people had gotten eaten! But other than that, it was a pretty good movie!
- Dr. Scales
New Form, Same Liz
From up in the rafters of the ESC lobby, a familiar maniacal cackle is heard.
"Prepare yourselves to behold greatness!"
Dr. Scales swoops down from the rafters on large, bat-like draconic wings. Though she mostly looks the same as she did before apart from the wings, there are a few other noticeable differences as well. Her feet are now digitigrade and raptor-like, her prehensile tail now ends in a claw-like stinger, and the hands of her claws are now larger and more robust-looking. She lands, supporting a familiar sharp-toothed grin.
"Y'all like the new look?"
[[OOC]] I drew Dr. Scales' newest henchman: Sobek, Lord of Beasts!
Quick facts about Sobek:
He's the first officer lord to be created with a combination of Dr. Scales' and Bolesti's methods, to command the Lizardman thralls they created together
He can make any beast, even the most wild and untameable, submit to his will by staring it in the eye
He's 10 feet tall
Despite his appearance, he actually doesn't have any Kaprosuchus DNA in him. Bolesti's God Formula just Did That
He has a pet Allosaurus anax named Alice, which he tamed during the "cute dinosaurs" event
Voice claims:
Speaking voice: Taurox (Sauria) (He starts speaking at 3:39. Also big CW for brutal, bloody violence. If you can handle that though I highly recommend Sauria!)
Roars, growls, hisses, etc: Ceratosaurus (Jurassic World Evolution)
Dr. Scales uploads a video to the ESC forums titled "Competition Entry"
[[putting this under a readmore cuz it's long af, sorry]]
[[OOC]] Trivia for Dr. Elizardbeth Scales
Liz is a trans woman, and she's bisexual, with preferences leaning somewhat more feminine.
Her drink of choice is mezcal, specifically because it comes with a worm she can eat.
Liz was diagnosed with autism at a young age, and she also has an undiagnosed case of ADHD that she's unaware of.
Liz grew up in a small town in Mississippi.
Her middle name is Echidna, as in the ancient Greek mythical figure, not the monotreme.
Her favorite movie of all time is Jurassic Park 3, and she got interested in the field of genetic engineering thanks to the Jurassic Park movies.
She didn't fit in with the other kids growing up, so she had very few friends and was shunned and bullied a lot of the time, so she grew up feeling a detachment from humanity and a desire to be something else.
Liz's favorite modern animal is the Komodo dragon, and her favorite prehistoric animal is the Allosaurus.
She idolized Steve Irwin growing up, and was devastated to hear of his passing.
Liz originally wanted to use genetic engineering to aid in wildlife conservation, for things like resurrecting recently extinct species and mitigating genetic bottlenecks in endangered species.
Liz was terrified of the haunted piano from Super Mario 64 as a little kid, and to this day she finds the concept of inanimate objects suddenly coming alive and eating you terrifying.
Her birth name was Noah Scalbert.
Her birthday, June 11, 1993, is the day the first Jurassic Park film came out in theaters.
Fortunately, Dr. Scales' lab is free of mold, as she had had a special air filtration system installed to protect herself and her creatures, so she's able to continue with her plans for the day. Said plans are time travel to the ancient past to collect more prehistoric DNA. She gets into the time machine, enters a set of coordinates, and pulls the lever. The machine disappears with a loud 'POP!'
Western North America, Early Cretaceous period:
The time machine materializes with a loud 'POP!' Dr. Scales exits the machine, looking a bit tired. This isn't her first stop on this trip, from her perspective, she's been traveling between different places on Earth at different points in time for over a month now, without running into any major issues. This time, though, when she steps out of the time machine, it begins to make a very distinctive rattling sound. Dr. Scales groans. "Oh no, not this shit again!"
"Shit, that's not good!" Dr. Scales says as she sees the colossal robot towering over the ESC and releasing an army of smaller, but still quite large robots to attack the facility. She presses several buttons to release an army of creatures onto the battlefield. An army of Tyrannosaurus imperator, twice as many as she'd had before, focus their attention on the smaller mechs. A massive swarm of flame-acid mini-dragons divide their attention between taking out smaller mechs and weakening the towering colossus. A flock of large creatures with a mix of draconic and pterosaurian features, their beaks crackling with electricity, swoop out over the battlefield. These are lightning dractyls, hybrids of lightning dragons and Quetzalcoatlus northropi. Some of these creatures begin attacking the smaller mechs, tearing at panels with their powerful electric beaks, others target the gigantic one in the center, clinging to it like woodpeckers on a giant metal tree as they work away at it with their beaks.
Once Bolesti has received all of their other birthday presents, and there's a bit of a lull in the festivities, Dr. Scales takes a small box out of her pocket and approaches them.
"So, I know we're technically already engaged, but..."
Liz gets down on one knee in front of Cezary and holds out the small box, opening it to reveal a beautiful golden ring, designed to look like two intertwined snakes facing in opposite directions and coming together to bite a round tsavorite gemstone.
"Cezary Bolesti, will you marry me?"
Dr. Scales sends out the following invitation to everyone in the ESC (with the exception of Bolesti themself and the 5 people listed as "not invited"):
You've been invited to a surprise 35th birthday party for Dr. Cezary Bolesti! Tonight in Dr. Scales' lab (#413)!
There will be food and drinks! Bring a gift!
Also, don't tell Bolesti! I want it to be a surprise!
NOT INVITED: Dr. Polybius Crane, Dr. Mei Pauole, Pyroxmangite, Tsavorite, Machista
In the central hub room of Dr. Scales lab (she has a very big lab) there are tables set up with snacks and drinks (both alcoholic and non-alcoholic), a table for presents, and a table in the middle with a big margarita pie with 2 big candles shaped like the numbers 3 and 5 on it (and next to it is a key lime pie for a non-alcoholic option). There are balloons and streamers everywhere, and a big banner reading 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY CEZARY!' hung up over the middle of the room. Once a good amount of guests have arrived, Dr. Scales sends a text to Bolesti:
"No time to explain! Come to my lab, quick!"
I guess we doin' uquizzes now.
Oh come on, we can't all be waxing crescent, can we? that can't be right!
[[quiz link below the cut!]]
Just took that quiz thingy that's been going around.
... Huh. Well I definitely do have a striking appearance and beautiful eyes!
... I came out here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.
[[Links to the quizzes under the cut!]]
Preparations
Dr. Scales has gotten wind that Dean Blatto will be overseeing another raid by ROACH against the ESC today. She knows from what her fiance has told her that Blatto will have learned from the past raid and adapted accordingly, so she's changing up her strategy and setting traps. Living traps, that is. She's directing several strange-looking lizard creatures the size of large crocodiles to hide themselves at various strategic ambush points around the ESC. These odd-looking reptiles, whose scaly skin is wrinkly and covered in odd fringes around the edges, have a gecko-like head shape with four horns at the snout and crocodile-like exposed teeth lining the mouth, independently-moving eyes like those of a chameleon, a wide and flat serpentine body, gecko-like padded feet, and a prehensile tail. Their skin changes color, blending almost perfectly into their surroundings. You'd only see them if you knew to look for them. These creatures, which Dr. Scales has dubbed Ambush Lizards, incorporate DNA from Nile crocodiles, four-horned chameleons, mossy leaf-tailed geckos, Gaboon vipers, acid-spitting swamp wyverns, common cuttlefish, and tasseled wobbegong sharks into their genome. These perfect ambush predators lie in wait for any ROACH raiders to stumble into their trap.
[[CW: depiction of gruesome head trauma below the cut]]
In the middle of a random hallway, Dr. Scales is lying on the floor in a pool of blood with her skull bashed in. At a glance she looks dead, but the pool of blood is a lot smaller than it ought to be, and exaqmining her closely would reveal that she's breathing, her heart is still beating, and, most interestingly, a close look at her exposed brain and broken skull would reveal that it's slowly growing back together.
Dr. Scales is pacing around the halls, bored out of her fucking skull. The solar flare has all of her lab equipment and personal electronics out of commission, so she can't get any work done, nor can she pass the time by watching movies or TV, playing video games, or browsing the internet. She has no idea what to do to occupy her time, so now she's just wandering aimlessly, hoping to stumble upon any sort of distraction.